My boobies are very huge.
I think it is because I have been drinking so much orange juice lately.
Or maybe it is all the sex I am not having.
Or the drugs I am not doing.
I blame you, Veryfine Products, Inc, for having your product be 20 whole cents cheaper than a pepsi or a coke product.
Grrrr....
Very fine, indeed.
Perhaps I will become a naked internet model. Place your bids now before I change my mind.