Don't whiz on the electric fence

[bentmywookie]

I had a series of weird dreams last night, but they were all connected, too. I had this treehouse as a kid and we would go up there and light candles (until we got electricity, yes, I had the fanciest treehouse in the whole neighborhood). But anyways, the dream took place int he treehouse, and I had a mirror and a shelf and lots of candles, and

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[fredbot3000]

i love those videos

i learned how to properly wash my hands about 30 times

[bentmywookie]

That test thingie after the 14 thousand washing hands demonstrations was all hard and stuff, where you had to guess how long 15 seconds was while the dude washed his hands...'cause they didn't say when to start, and i was like, man, fuck you guys. i think i know how to count to fifteen. in fact i can count all the way to schifty five! (sorry if you don't get that..it's a stupid song.)

[fredbot3000]

hhhey little girl... want to know a schecret? i have a schecret that is sooo good to hear

[razorkiller2004]

i think the girl minght of had shock and/or concusion and should have used the emergency procedure and called 911.

"-If someone has a gun, do not argue with their demands."
Yeah, help them out. They might give you some money because the wages certainly suck at Burger King.

"We can't stop here. This is bat country!"