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ray__k June 13 2005, 06:03:25 UTC


Peace Officer Grunt
You scored 78 physical value, 45 mental value, 43 social value, and 43 risk factor!

Fear not, for the New World Order has a use for you, my friend. You may not be smart, you may not be a wizard with words, and you may not be the most loyal of our citizens, but you're strong and durable and the Peace Officers always need Grunts. Your job will be simple; when malcontents present a danger to the society, you will go in first. It is likely that you will not live to old age, as your life will be filled with danger, but if you prove yourself to be loyal, over time, you may be allowed to retire from dangerous duty and move into a position as a Worker. Still, most likely you will be blown to shreds attempting to defuse a homemade explosive. The New World Order thanks you for your sacrifice.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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benton_fraser June 13 2005, 06:10:20 UTC
You're more physically valuable than I.

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ray__k June 13 2005, 06:30:52 UTC
That's crap. I'm half the size of you.

I'm a grunt. That sucks.

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benton_fraser June 13 2005, 06:33:41 UTC
I may have the better title but I seem to be equally expendable.

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alan_shore June 13 2005, 13:36:51 UTC


Severe Malcontent
You scored 47 physical value, 55 mental value, 53 social value, and 81 risk factor!

The New World Order not only has no place for you, but you are among the most dangerous kinds of malcontent - intelligent, able to work the teeming masses, and full of insidious and countercultural thoughts and opinions. You will be shot immediately, and if you escape into the Lawless Lands, you will be hunted relentlessly. Your life will end quickly one way or another. Enjoy what little time you have left.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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benton_fraser June 13 2005, 17:35:38 UTC
Nicely done. It seems Ray and I will be joining you.

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alan_shore June 13 2005, 18:23:23 UTC
In being shot?

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benton_fraser June 13 2005, 18:47:13 UTC
More than likely, yes.

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