You are not funny. You are quite the opposite. Please die.

Sincerely,
Will

Thank god it's over tomorrow until March.... I am so god damned tired of going outside before the sun is up when it's below freezing.

Flight suit .... Check.
ALICE frame .... Check.
Mostly completed components .... Check.
Patches ....
Comic-Con ticket for Feb ....
Accurate leg hose connector .... Check.
Pack lights .... parts check/needs assembling.
Casey's costume .... uniform check/boots check/needs patches.

Am I alone, or is anyone else really fucking freaked out by the "FeedThePig.org" pig-man thing?

I was watching President-Elect Obama's weekly address thing and I realized just how annoying it is for people to try to give sincere speeches using a teleprompter. Now, I realize that he's a busy guy, but come on, my memory is good enough that letting me have an hour to memorize a speech is plenty. Sure, keep the teleprompter, but come on man, to ( Read more... )

United Airlines has to have the worst "flight tracking" in the fucking world.

It is presently 2:45PM.

My parents were scheduled to land at 1:30PM.

No updates for the past 1 1/4 hours and now, it says they've landed.

Scheduled landing time : 1:30PM . Estimated: 1:02PM.

Fuck you, United.com Flight Tracker. You suck.

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Last time I checked, satire/parody are protected things, even when it comes to use of trademarked logos and such.

I received a letter from Zazzle.com where I have started posting designs for shirts. One of which is the following:


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http://jjabramsmurderedandrapedmyinnerchild.blogspot.com/

Check it out! It's me bitching about JJ Abrams and how he is destroying Star Trek with his hackery.