Ever been totally blindsided by yourself?

Fuck me.

fuck. them. all.

This will be fun.

Im writing a series of childrens books about my life.

it going to be called "A Series of Entirely Nonsensical Events'

Montclair is my fucking ELEMENT. I love it.

In other news, im addicted to rescue me.

Denis leary has been officially added to the list of men i'd go gay for.

Home, sweet home.

I understand the prase 'bone tired'

Why did i...?

FUCK.

Shit.

Im an asshole to myself.

classes were just cancelled for the second day in a row...thank god for apocalyptic levels of rain.

i think i found jesus.

Hahaha wait...how did i end up in the trunk of johns car?

Now THAT was fun.