Comments | beo_: Another Open Letter

beo_

Another Open Letter

Jan 05, 2005 12:43

Dear Ashlee Simpson,

Please stop. I am on the floor and can't breathe.

Love,

beo_

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kickouttheiambs January 5 2005, 18:47:03 UTC

I like that they shut down the forums on her website right after the performance.

beo_ January 5 2005, 18:52:08 UTC

Too bad I like the fact that you immediately checked the fan forums. :)

kickouttheiambs January 5 2005, 18:53:13 UTC

I totally didn't! I read it on Defamer! I swear!

morganlf January 5 2005, 18:53:46 UTC

was it that bad? I haven't seen the ... um...er performance yet. I've only heard stories that it sucked.

beo_ January 5 2005, 18:59:42 UTC

They played the entire song on the radio this morning. Here is a rough transcript:

Announcer: And here is Ashlee Simpson!
Man in crowd: Yoooooooooou Suuuuuuuuuck!
Ashlee Simpson: (off-key warbling and screaming, complete with forgotten and mumbled lyrics)
ENTIRE crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

chocolatebark January 5 2005, 23:14:24 UTC

Uhm....I've missed something, haven't I? what was the occasion?

beo_ January 6 2005, 00:43:49 UTC

Ashlee Simpson performed live at the half-time show of the Orange Bowl last night. Due to her SNL performance, I have no idea why anyone thought this was a good idea.

mlknchz January 6 2005, 01:16:31 UTC

BECAUSE, according to her dad, she has "DOUBLE D's BABY!"

beo_ January 6 2005, 01:23:28 UTC

What? Seriously?

(Does she really? I thought she had small boobs.)

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