I gots tagged by Cracklizard

[beow11]

"List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are! Then pick the 5 biggest dorks you know and have them do this

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[ex_cellino476]

I knew that you were going to make me do this, I just knew it! :)

[beow11]

Sorry (actually, I'm not- bwahaha!)!

;-)

[nembute]

Okay, Okay, I'm working on it already!

Here's #1 for you to chew on:

1. I reply at least once to almost every LJ entry miriam_alessa posts.

[beow11]

I am honored! ;-)

[nembute]

Here's # 2

2. I am so socially inept, I can't even name five other dorks. And of the four I do know, you are one of them and you've already named two of the others: Johnrudy and Cellino.

The fourth dork? Ann Marie.

Ann Marie? Yes. Take away the social graces, the incisive wit, the poise, the face, the scores of close friends, the connections in all the right places, the thousands of adoring fans, and of course, the red hair and tits, and what is left? 100% pure D O R K.

Oh yeah. Ann Marie = dork

[beow11]

"Come to the Dork side, Annemarie..."

Althouth, how do you take away the red hair and tits? ;-)

[nembute]

how do you take away the red hair and tits?

I wouldn't know. I'd just like to know where my goddam pancreas went! *

* (Type 2)

[beow11]

Ah. Maybe its in Sweden, at the chocolate factory*

*(Along with mine, Type 1)

Actually, talking about the subject, when i was really little, my dad decided that "my song" was Sugar by the Archies. Took me years to figure out the joke, and by then, I was stuck with the song! ;-)

[nembute]

3. I believe reality is a crutch for people who can't face up to online communities.

[beow11]

Hahahaha, thats awesome!

[nembute]

4. It's Saturday morning, I live in a mountain vacation paradise, the sky is the azure blue of deepest summer, the nearby rivers and lakes are clear as an un-muddied pool, and my bank account is fat.

Plans for the weekend? none.

5. Should I count gratuitous references to A Clockwork Orange in an effort to curry favor with a debauchka little more than a third my age? (there, I did it again)

No, that would be a response to "List Five Reasons You Are a Pathetic Suck Up."

[beow11]

Argh, your #4 just killed me!
*Eeeeerk! Blah. Dead Emmay*

Have no fear, this nagoy cheena is always happy with your horrorshow favor ;-)

[nembute]

this nagoy cheena is always happy with your horrorshow favor

I viddied it would be.