Selections from the August 9th Blotter

[beowulfjones]

For those "just tuning in now," one of my local papers runs a pretty ridiculously-worded police blotter, i.e. "Police reported a resident found a deceased raccoon. The town was notified. The raccoon was buried with full honors." I only have three this week

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[fgmcomputerpee]

feel free to cross-post to this.
don't do drugs
fgm