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[beraht]

The President is not a Muslim. He does not believe in this crazy Muslim bullshit, okay? You'd have to be insane to think that an invisible perfect man in the sky communicated with a merchant in the 600s. The President isn't crazy. He knows the sky god impregnated a Jewish virgin 2,000 years ago that then gave birth to himself, worked as a carpenter

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[redcoast]

Not a carpenter. A mason, maybe, someone who worked with stone? Probably more generally a construction worker.

[beraht]

They're not my words, and that's beside the point of the statement.

[redcoast]

Who said it?

[beraht]

Some random dude on the internet. I thought it deserved recognition.

[idunn]

Well, duh, no invisible perfect sky man would communicate with a merchant. It's preposterous. Everyone knows He sent the Archangel Gabriel in his stead.

[beraht]

I actually had no clue. So he visited both Mary and Muhammad?

[idunn]

Yep. Gabriel's a busy dude!

[asakiyume]

LOL :D

I like.

[beraht]

I originally posted it to Facebook a couple days ago, but I thought it was good enough to be figuratively written down in my journal.

[stupidfool]

lol, awesome!

[bitter_moss]

Heehee ^_^