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[berb1985]

when did my life become a soap opera?  i have a stalker who is trying to force his affections on me, and i apparently had a twin for the first trimester that my mom was pregnant with me.  now i just need to end up carrying someone's brother's child and i need to get amnesia.  although i don't know, the almost-unpronounceable disease that i have

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[smd13210]

wtf? stalker?! I need all the details?! Twins?! ahhhhh!! craziness. I cant wait for you to get here!

[day_at_a_time]

Hey, the Big Tyler is pretty local, if your having stalker problems I can take care of it, just don't ask too many questions about how.....

[berb1985]

heh, thanks...i may just take you up on that...