031 - [Voice]

[berceusedefeu]

[While it is possible to confuse this voice with that of Chris Redfield's, it would have to be a Chris Redfield who is very, very angry on a very, very regular basis. And also very smug. Why yes, Alexia thinks Chris has no personality outside of hair gel and steroids.]

Hey.

[A pause.]

HEY!I'm looking for my sister. She's fucking your shit up, or

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[Voice]

[berceusedefou]

Hey!

Where the hell've you been?! I've been looking for you for the past few minutes!

God, it's like I spend all my time chasing after your ass.

I think the team fucked up, there's nothing here to ruin.

[Voice]

[berceusedefeu]

Ran out of gel and got lost at the pharmacy. You know how it is.

[He grunts.]

Try and keep up next time, pipsqueak. You know I'll come after you in the end, but my fists are going to start hurting from punching all these sissy nobles you fuck over.

Still...

I could go for some punching right now. Aren't there any of those stupid monsters around?

[Voice]

[berceusedefou]

Pff typical.

Maybe if you didn't wander around I wouldn't have to keep up! At least you'll come if I call you.

Fuck, I think I saw a zombie wondering around. Other than that it's empty as hell. Boring, am I right?

[Voice]

[berceusedefeu]

Not my fault they set those place up so damned confusing. Who the hell looks up when they're looking for something?

Always will. Your voice is like a dog whistle, anyway.

Yeah, but hey, Wesker's here. Can't be boring for too much longer.

[iamwesker]

There are some days when it pays to wake up. This is one of them.

[berceusedefou]

Uh who asked you?

...
Hey Wesker wanna hear a joke?

[iamwesker]

I'll save you attempting to use what bit of a brain it seems you have and not answer that question.

Redfields cannot tell jokes. In the interest of science, I will let you attempt to do so and prove my theory correct.

[berceusedefou]

Whatever.

OK so two bears walk into a bar.

See, it's funny because bears don't drink!

[onlytwilight]

I know I said you acted like you were in high school...but geez, this is pretty out-there for you.

[berceusedefeu]

Yeah, unless you've got hair gel, know where there are some Umbrella freaks I can punch, or want to help punch said Umbrella freaks, I'm not interested.

[xxredfieldxx]

I see you’ve met my imposter.

[berceusedefeu]

Imposter? Someone's screwed up enough to want to be you, now?

[xxredfieldxx]

And why wouldn't they? I'm perfect.

[berceusedefeu]

When I get through with you, you won't be!