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berettas_girl

heat

Jun 23, 2005 17:55

ITS FUCKING HOT OUT!!.. and yeah my dumb ass decides to go out wiht brad and run around for a while with him and blue. and Blue scared the living hell outta me today when he got outta school. Mister im gonna creep around her window. STUPIED SHIT!. lol ( Read more... )

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anonymous June 25 2005, 03:10:39 UTC

To whom it may concern......

We, the Warped Universal Soldiers (WUS), have kidnapped your precious mike aka "the mysterious stranger" to protest global warming, the war in Iraq, and bad haiku. For his safe return, you must meet our demands, which are:

1) one dozen jelly donuts , lemon filled.
2) five copies of the SPACE CRETINS dvd
3) naked pictures of yourself
4) five quarts of motor oil, 40 wt.
5) one year subscription to Bimbos Quarterly Magazine
6) a helicopter piloted by Arnold Scwarzenegger, and he must be wearing thongs
7) 500 american dollars... uh, in tens and twenties, please.
8) one box of ice cream bars

You have 72 hours to comply...

berettas_girl June 25 2005, 03:40:08 UTC

OMG.. LMAO!!!

Wow... thats interesting!

anonymous June 26 2005, 20:57:19 UTC

To whom it may concern ( ... )

berettas_girl June 27 2005, 00:10:25 UTC

... WOW.. look at that.... *falls over laughing**