So. I wasn't really feeling last night's episode of Hawaii Five-O,* and then BAM! SURPRISE GUEST ACTOR OF AWESOME.
PJ FUCKING RANSONE, HOMES. ♥
At first I was certain I just, like, hallucinated the curve of his smile (I am a creeper for PJ) since I'm currently knee-deep in writing Ray-centric GK fic. BUT NO, IT'S TOTALLY HIM.
AND HE WAS LIKE SUNSHINE AND PUPPIES AND KITTENS WITH HIS WISE-ASSERY. ♥
LET THE PHOTOS COMMENCE:
(This was the point where I was like, "IS THIS REAL LIFE? IS THIS JUST FANTASYYYY?"
(I laughed way too hard at this, oh my god, I thought my ribs were going to crack.)
DANNY: You wanna make this easy for us, direct us towards the stuff that's from your last boost?
JOHNNY D: MAVIS, can you bring me the reports from last week's robberies? I'm sorry, my secretary must've stepped out.
DANNY: Smart-ass. Do you pack the garage back to front?
JOHNNY D: Yes. Like a dishwasher.
STEVE: Hey you! Why did you steal this?
JOHNNY D: I always wanted to go to Paris.
DANNY: Ex--? wh--?
STEVE: You know what, it's a beautiful city and if you ever make it, you should get yourself a snow globe because this is Seattle.
DANNY: That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower, you schmuck.
BASICALLY HE SHOULD BE ON EVERY SHOW EVER SO I CAN ALWAYS HAVE HIM ON MY SCREEN. Always.
* please note that this does not mean I did not like Larisa Oleynik. I do! She's tiny and adorable and I look forward to Kono teaching her how to be a badass, but I still didn't really get into the plot. I just felt like the dialogue was way more dramatic and unnecessarily explanatory than usual, but maybe it's just been too long since I've watched a network crime show.