Memeishly

[bergernon]

Alright, this is sort of lame, but meh, it's Friday, it's time to go home, and I've still got two hours of work to do, so I'm posting it to celebrate working too hard...or, um, something...

Fill in the blanks, then post it as a comment...The post it yourself and have people fill in your blanks.

Dear Ben,

I have always wanted to_______you.

You make me

Comments

[handgun]

Dear Ben,

I have always wanted to hump you.

You make me want to touch myself.

You are my song.

You have a cute car.

You make me so horny, me love you long time!.

You should come get a hotel near here.

How did you um i am running out of things to say?

Someday I will come visit you.

You + me= us! i know my calculus!

If I saw you now I'd hug you.

I would build a bridge just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my inner lip.

If I could sing you any song it would be the theme song to aladdin.

We could bonk under the stars.

We should hang out sometime.

My love for you is like that of a volcano.

Love,
erin

(P.S. read my lj dammit.)

[bergernon]

I do read your lj...And, you shouldn't tatoo my name on your lip....you already have a tattoo.

[chumpchkin]

Dear Ben,

I have always wanted to glomp you.

You make me want to bounce.

You are one of my favorite people ever.

You have a cute way of speaking.

You make me very happy.

You should invite me to your wedding.

How did you get into computerish stuff?

Someday I will meet you.

You + me=crazy space incest.

If I saw you now I'd *SQUEE!*

I would build a city just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my toenail.

If I could sing you any song it would be the ballad of Serenity.

We could snuggle under the stars.

We should move in together sometime.

My love for you is like that of River for Simon.

Love,
Tigger

(P.S. I love you!)

[turtleshell]

Dear Ben,

I have always wanted to be you.

You make me want to shave off the sides of my beard.

You are my hero.

You have a cute sister.

You make me jealous.

You should give me your new computer.

How did you get home that night?

Someday I will collect on the lunch money you owe me from middle school.

You + me = crazy delicious.

If I saw you now I'd wonder why you are in Michigan, or why I am in Maryland.

I would build a matchstick house just for you. (And then light it. That would be awesome.)

I would get your name tattooed on my cat.

If I could sing you any song it would be unbearably out of tune.

We could not see very well under the stars.

We should hatch another get-rich-quick scheme sometime.

My love for you is like that of a very confused lemur.

Love,
Justin

(P.S. I've been drinking. Again.)

[bergernon]

Haha...I was just thinknig about the lunch money I owe you the other day. Seriously, with interest, that's gotta' be some debt. And, I think I've come up with a new get-rich-quick scheme. You're going to be on the board of advisors, I hope. Err, or be the board of advisors. (ob. TPB....Miralce Max: Go away or I'll call the brute squad. Fessick: I'm on the brute Squad. Max: You ARE the brute squad.)

But yeah, I think you're kinda' creepy for signing this thing love, but since it wasn't a fill in the blank part of the mad lib, Ruth and I forgive you.

I'd never collect

[turtleshell]

Not for lack of trying, of course. But seriously, I like people to be in my debt. Someday, and that day may never come, I may call upon you to do a service for me. (How's that for creepy?)

So what's the scheme?

[odanube]

Dear Ben,

I have always wanted to do you.

You make me want to cry?.

You are wearing courderoy.

You have a cute briefcase.

You make me answer this one twice.

You should make that double question go away.

How did you make that sweater?

Someday I will make you pay!

You + me = ADDITION.

If I saw you now I'd scream loudly...it's 1:14am and I'm in my pajamas.

I would build a spaceship just for you.

I would get your name tattooed on my on my toe.

If I could sing you any song it would be 'The Simpsons' theme.

We could cow tip under the stars.

We should cow tip sometime.

My love for you is like that of Project Runway.

Love,
M

(P.S. the 'M' stands for Michael.)