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[berkleeprick]

I am on the subway right now... This spazzy chick literally just popped a huge zit on her face and it started bleeding all over the place. She started mopping up all the blood with a paper receipt, got blood all over hands, and then fell when the train lurched, grabbed the pole I was holding, and got zit blood all over it. Sorry to be gross but

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[pbsweetheart]

"This spazzy chick literally just popped a huge zit on her face and it started bleeding all over the place."

I'm sure I have done this before, but it is seriously so gross. Wait until you get to a bathroom or something. Yuck.

[hawlla]

Ick. Ick. Ick. Grotey. Ick. Vomit.

Whitey has to move fast, Catherine. How else are they going to escape the mob of black folk running after them with pitch forks for sleeping with the foreman's wife? It's a survival instinct. And I hate to say it, but I think that's why we did so much enslaving. It was survival instinct: These darker skinned people can run faster, hunt better, and populate faster than we do. Man, we're fucked. No, wait! Let's hold back their evolution for a hundred fifty years! Yeah!

[berkleeprick]

I keep a dildo in my bag for that purpose too!

In all seriousness, I know a skinny little hipster twerp who got beat up on the subway by a bunch of girl with ping pong paddles. That is not a lie.

[sweet_tiff4prez]

ew what a trifling girl

[scintillated]

Ewwwwwwwwwww!