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[berkleeprick]

Oh man, Cleon is so funny. At State Supply we have several large warehouse rooms in addition to the office rooms, and some areas are more isolated than others... Cleon has been sitting alone, in total silence, straightening up the prop paperwork, for over a month now, rather than work with clients. Yesterday one of his regulars called me instead of

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[waywardbard]

I think "karma" has already come back around and eaten Cleon's brain.

And by "karma", I mean "zombies".

Sorry work continues to suck; I don't know how you manage not to go on a murderous rampage every day.

[berkleeprick]

Well part of it is that I know his life must really suck... the guy lives alone, does nothing but watch sports and MSNBC, has no friends, he's single and probably hasn't been laid more than twice in 10 years, and has an outward ego so large that it's obviously overcompensating for low self esteem. I know that most people at work don't like him, nobody outside of work likes him, and while I'm out with my (admittedly small group of) friends or moonlighting on various shows and movies, he's alone by himself eating microwaved ramen noodles (plain) and angrily bench pressing his sorrows away. So that helps me sleep at night.

[hawlla]

I think he should get run over by a herd of deer. What's more insane than that? Absolutely nothing. How many herds of deer are there in NYC? Yeah.

[berkleeprick]

Yeah but he's from Springfield, where we have lots of deer, and there are also deer up north of Manhattan in the Bronx towards Westchester, so unless the deer actualy followed him here from Springfield acting on pure bloodlust, and THEN trampled him (or devoured him because they are carnivorous and/or zombie deer), it wouldn't really be THAT weird.

[hawlla]

Anthony said that he should drown in molasses, like this.