Report 45: [Voice]

[bernardelli]

Oh, that was really subtle. Does everyone here have to make a flashy show of their evil exploits?

Nope, we have to throw the forest at the village.

Oh, but not JUST throwing it. That wouldn't be noticeable enough. We have to set them on fireFirst it was running an entire train off a cliff. And THEN the disappearing people. And NOW I come here,

Comments

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno, those people that tried to rob that bank in Warrens seemed pretty simple.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I forgot in the confusion of fiery death raining down upon me this afternoon.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

How could you have forgotten? You were so helpful to them! [There is a good reason this is a voice post. Safely out of smacking distance.]

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

You'd better hope all the trees around this building are put out by now, or I swear...

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

... That's one point, I guess.

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

I'm okay.

[justicereigns]

You normally meet criminals?

[bernardelli]

I'm an insurance agent... of course, I don't mind working the field and helping people, but it'd be nice if some of the criminals weren't over the top.

[justicereigns]

An insurance agent? Really?

[bernardelli]

Yes, of the Bernardelli Insurance Agency. I handle mostly field work. A lot of it is dealing in major damages brought by criminals. I'm usually there to view the claim and help resolve the situation.

[Voice]

[oda_hates_me]

[Dayuummm, Meryl. Sanji fully approves of this rant]

I take it you and Rem-chan are alright then?

[Voice]

[bernardelli]

We're fine! Nothing broken.