Comments | berndogz: egg

berndogz

egg

Jun 01, 2006 10:30

The egg did come before the chicken. If anyone ever wondered that question. That is the answer.

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aubzy000 June 1 2006, 18:02:12 UTC

how do you know?

penny_lane_86 June 1 2006, 19:22:21 UTC

then how did the egg get there in the first place?

berndogz June 1 2006, 19:25:14 UTC

the chicken first evolved in the egg. Some people say that it became the chicken first then it layed an egg.

But in fact if something inside of an egg is a chicken it is in fact a chicken egg. Therefore the first chicken came out of an egg.

end of story.

penny_lane_86 June 1 2006, 19:29:18 UTC

but then what did the first chicken come from?

berndogz June 1 2006, 19:35:15 UTC

two species made an egg. It was evolution.

I didn't just make this up btw. I read it from a credible source.

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neonkiss June 1 2006, 19:33:43 UTC

Thanks for clearing that up

this and that silly sally _tiger_mouth_ June 2 2006, 03:20:41 UTC

haha funniest fucking shit in my life....evolution? if that is what you belive......not everyone does....but since i feel like putting down my opinion even thoguh im sure no one cares and this wil lbe ignored unless critisized harshly....here it goes.....God created everything....all the creatures of the earth...then the chickens had wild sex and made a baby....that lil chickateeta layed an egg and so began the way of the sex and babies and chickens

Re: this and that silly sally berndogz June 2 2006, 11:13:09 UTC

I understand the theological point of view. I think you have it a tad wrong though. It is thought by the church that “And God created…every winged fowl...”.(from the bible) This implies that NOT a chicken was created by got but some sort of winged creature. the theological standpoint also states that god made it so our dna can evolve and change. So thus some sort of bird was created by god. Through evolution many more types of birds were spawned including the chicken. All these birds were born through an egg. Therefore the egg still came first ( ... )

Re: this and that silly sally _tiger_mouth_ June 2 2006, 11:27:20 UTC

I'm not catholic therefore i do not care about man mande rules in the catholic church,lol, and icertainly do not give a rats ass what the pope says. I stil ldo not believe i nevolution. it's ok for you to though. That's cool by me. God created it all in my opinion. there are a vajillion dif types of dogs that were"made" or "breeded" butt hey are stil ldogs...a dog is a dog...I do not believe that animals just "change" or "evolve"... but really I'm not sure I want toget into this...I usually end up offended because i take it so seriously...i gues because this is my religion? I am a very christian girl...at heart...but it's all cool.

Re: this and that silly sally berndogz June 2 2006, 13:16:18 UTC

I'm not to sure. But I don't think that genesis is a catholic thing. Correct me if i'm wrong because i'm pretty ignorant in that topic ( ... )

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0__hellcat__0 June 2 2006, 17:35:11 UTC

Basically this iswhat happened. One day while i was walking, before mankind came to be, i saw an egg and some weird birds. I stole the egg, and killed off all the birds. then when 'chickens' came to be it was just me putting the egg in a random nest. Ta da. Mystery solved.

Oh yea, chickens are asexual now. thats how they reproduce. the end.

berndogz June 2 2006, 18:31:09 UTC

Actuallyyyyy what happened was you were walking around and some guy started throwing eggs at your head. The combination of your hair and the egg DNA mutated it into a crazy bird that ran around humping everything. It got many kinds of birds pregnant and one of the offspring was a chicken.

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