SO I WAS WAITING FOR THE LAST HOUSE EPISODE TO DOWNLOAD, AND I WAS LIKE, 'HMM, WHAT WILL I DO WHILE I WAIT.' AND SO I WAS LIKE, I'LL LOOK AT MY FRIENDS PAGE. AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT I WAS AVOIDING MY FRIENDS PAGE FOR THE VERY REASON I WAS BORED, LOL. I MEAN, I WASN'T MILITANTLY AVOIDING SPOILERS--I WAS AVOIDING WANK. NOW I'M AVOIDING ( Read more... )

After you die...
Heaven

After death, you will exist in heaven. Everything and everyone you love will constantly surround you for all of eternity. You lucky scoundrel.


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Have a MadLibberistifical Drabble! (Web page here)

Triedunturently TrippingHouse tripped along randomly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Wilson, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a coelacanth hopping along, carrying a desk lamp in its mouth ( Read more... )

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I, as a clerihew,
Tend to be merry; too
Merry, it might, perhaps, by some, be claimed;
But I'm sure that these people are wrong, and need to be grievously maimed. What Poetry Form Are You?

Hee. Maimed.

This is great.

And it's not what you think!

If you don't know, Conservapedia is the Wikipedia for people who think Wikipedia is overrun with the liberal media. Homosexuality is a sin, no really, it is type stuff.

But their Harry Potter Summaries are the win.

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