I'M JORGE
>Okay, so you're JORGE - Congratulations!What do you do if...you were banned from all pools, jaccuzi's and beaches?:Crash Bernie's pool. Anything to get him in trouble with Les. Sally asked to share your carrot cake?:Shake your damn carrot cake, she has you wrapped around her little finger. you see George Dubbya with no secret service around him?:Get all excited since Andy has turned you into a major Republican. Then freak him out and tell him youre dating Andy since he is *ahem* against gay marriage. Derek makes fun of you for getting a teddy bear for your daughter?:Make fun of him for being a manwhore. someone's mean to you cause you ruined their life and it's all your fault?:Blame it on Tino. you were being pitched breaking balls inside?:Start screaming and throw your mask at people. your son ran past the white line at the All Star Game?:Oh my God how is Pito's head?! your dad made you paint the entire house for no reason?:Hire Andy's decorator. Oh wait thats BERNIE. Girardi beats you at putt-putt?:Kill the Kids on Deck producers. El Duque doesn't wanna throw what you put down?:Get Sheff to shoot him. Pedro throws one up and in?:Get his old midget friend to take a bat to his head. you have a chance for a triple cause the outfield just fell down?:Why the fuck did they all fall?...Anyways dont run for the triple because youre a tad short (I love you) someone told you your lasagna sucked?:Pass it off as Laura's. drunken Tanyon tried to throw an apple at you?:Oh yeah, those cool parties Bernie isnt invited to...um, it doesnt matter because Bernie will throw a boulder at your head for not inviting him. (Just kidding) What do...you do for fun?:flirt with andy, talk to Sally for hours on end, play with the boy with no head, beach, play ball you do when you're mad?:Yell in spanish curses you think is your worst trait?:Ageing you do better than anyone else?:Make people laugh you really suck at?:Long dinner speeches (Kidding!) you hate?:Bernie's impatience you love?:your children n andy derek bernie mo sally you regret?:None you say far too much?:you just talk too much. (that was sally's quote, not MINE haha ;) Don't forget you're still Jorge...Do you use too many smileys?:yes actually Are you neat or messy?:im a messy bastard Where would you go for your dream vacation?:TAHITI duhh Can you cook food other people would eat?:No, but Laura can =] Can you dance?:Yes I'm a Latino ;) Can you hold your liquor?:Somewhat unless its wayyy out of control On a scale of 1-10, how pervy are you?:2? Are you in love?:Yes with Andy *I dont wanna wait...for our lives to be over!* If so, from 1-10, 1 - indifferent & 10 - ruhtahdeded, how sappy are you?:5 with normal people...idk what in relationships? If not, who should you hook up with?:Andy? Or another team member? How long would that last?:Who knows How much did you love being Jorge??:IT WAS AMAZING In your opinion...why does Jorge like to dance so much?:Because he is just a psychotic. do you think Jorge should update more often?:Yea, I mean cmon I update more than him. Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d
You've been totally Bzoink*d