A garden. Try taking a deep breath. You're a great worker. I'm gonna take your tongue and wrap it around your neck til you can't breath and then spoon ya! Dear you. I heart you like whoa. Where have all the Bastards gone? I have hair and eyes and I'm female
a secret - I have a recurring dream in which I am being hunted by my 3rd grade teacher.
a criticism - umm...let's review our life rules...never take rides from strangers...look both ways before crossing the street...Do not go off and meet with random online stalkers, at night, with no back up, on an isolated part of campus!!!...you know, stuff like that
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I don't know who you THINK you are, you pathetic excuse of an internet stalker, but if you don't return this journal to its original owner AT ONCE, I can promise you that you'll rue the day you EVER messed with one of my friends. I'll make your life so miserable so fast that you won't know what hit you, and then I'll make it even worse. You only THINK you know shit about computers...I WROTE THE BLOODY BOOK on being an online prick. I have connections to certain groups of people that can make you actual life an even bigger nightmare. You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Wanna test me? Here's your chance. You have EXACTLY 3 days to give the e-mail account AND the journal back to its original owner. Failure to do so will result in the aforementioned consequences.
Have I made myself perfectly clear? I realize some of the big words may be hard for you to understand, but try to follow as best you can.
This will be YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING. I suggest you make your next move wisely...for your own sake.
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Try taking a deep breath.
You're a great worker.
I'm gonna take your tongue and wrap it around your neck til you can't breath and then spoon ya!
Dear you. I heart you like whoa.
Where have all the Bastards gone?
I have hair and eyes and I'm female
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Am I right?
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Eh, it's all Mike's fault anyway since I stole this from him... lol. jk.
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You're too neat
You're really nice person
I'm going to spoon out your guts with a rusty spoon, that way it'll hurt more
You're eyes are as beauitful as something, I ♥ you
"A thousand words never spoken"
I am who I am I'm in your calc class!
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a criticism - umm...let's review our life rules...never take rides from strangers...look both ways before crossing the street...Do not go off and meet with random online stalkers, at night, with no back up, on an isolated part of campus!!!...you know, stuff like that ( ... )
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You are Mike G.
lol.
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I don't know who you THINK you are, you pathetic excuse of an internet stalker, but if you don't return this journal to its original owner AT ONCE, I can promise you that you'll rue the day you EVER messed with one of my friends. I'll make your life so miserable so fast that you won't know what hit you, and then I'll make it even worse. You only THINK you know shit about computers...I WROTE THE BLOODY BOOK on being an online prick. I have connections to certain groups of people that can make you actual life an even bigger nightmare. You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Wanna test me? Here's your chance. You have EXACTLY 3 days to give the e-mail account AND the journal back to its original owner. Failure to do so will result in the aforementioned consequences.
Have I made myself perfectly clear? I realize some of the big words may be hard for you to understand, but try to follow as best you can.
This will be YOUR ONE AND ONLY WARNING. I suggest you make your next move wisely...for your own sake.
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