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While at breakfast this morning, I was treated to this gem. Not really suckage as much as WTFage...though it did totally upset many dining experiences.

Family of 8 walks in. Even number of both adults and children. One of the children, I'd say he was about 11ish, mentions that he has a myspace. The following insues:

Old Bitty: My space? What's a My ( Read more... )

The outer walls of the place were whitewashed.
The men swarmed like hornets into the house.
They were gunning for the men about the capstan.
A wild whoop from some of the crew on the hill gave notice that they were seen.
Against the scale of things here he seemed insignificant.
He drew his finger across histhroat significantly.
Come, said he, ( Read more... )

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SHARKFEST, 21st/22nd July, WGTN (Details confirrrmed ( Read more... )

This is a quote from somebody else but something you should all read ( Read more... )

Woohoo I just played a Sellout show at laserforce.. It was totally raD ( Read more... )

Lets make it 3 ( Read more... )