Honestly, you people...

[berranyrmizzrym]

One would think the obvious reaction to being told the Warden has decided to wander around attacking people would be to stay indoors.  Or at least try to avoid him.

Ah, well.  Can't be helped I suppose.

Comments

[experiences]

Common sense isn't so common here, is it?

[berranyrmizzrym]

I'd put it down to humanity as a species not being able to find their collective rear ends with both hands if it weren't for the fact that it doesn't seem to be anywhere near restricted to humans.

[experiences]

I can vouch for that. I know a few of my own species who aren't as bright as they should be.

[berranyrmizzrym]

You would not believe the moronic things I've seen some of my own race do. Though there it's generally pride rather than simple stupidity.

[voice reply]

[lady_bounty]

Yeah, go figure. I'm staying holed up until this blows over. ...How are you holding up, Pharaun?

[voice reply]

[berranyrmizzrym]

Oh, surviving. Yourself, Mistress Faye?

[voice reply]

[lady_bounty]

The same. Surviving is what I'm best at. ...Also, it turns out I've got a damned good hiding place in my apartment, conveniently enough. [her voice carries a lightly humorous tone, despite the chaos]

[voice reply]

[berranyrmizzrym]

A bolt hole is always useful. It can be hellish if you're pinned down in it, but otherwise...

[faithfullyslain]

I'd try and argue, but going out to try and save those idiots might be just as bad on the self-preservation scale as anybody else.

[berranyrmizzrym]

At least you'd actually have a reason.

[faithfullyslain]

Heh, not if you're going by my success rate, babe.

[berranyrmizzrym]

Well, whatever you say.

I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance? Pharaun Mizzrym, at your service.