Morning Musume PIMP POST
It's all Julies fault that I made this. She was asking who Yoshizawa Hitomi was (because I mentioned Wao has the same hair as she right now) and I wanted to make a Yoshizawa love post but then I ended up making a whole Morning Musume love post <3
Maybe you don't care at all but at least I had fun making it.
That is the last Morning Musume constellation. The last, not the latest.
Hitomi Yoshizawa and Fujimoto Miki have graduated and two new members, Junjun and Linlin from China have joined. Buuuut, I liked it better wenn Yossui was the leader so there goes.
Then, the individual members:
Fujimoto Miki (Mikitty)
The Bitch
Mikitty was a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She originally joined Hello! Project as a solo artist, discovered during the fourth generation auditions for Morning Musume in 2000. She was later added to the group along with the new sixth generation audition winners in 2003.
2006 Zunku (the guy that is behind Morning Musume) decided the sales where too low and created the lesbians GAM, a duo unit together with Matsura Aya. Are you sitting down? You'd better be, because they kissed in their second PV Melodies.
Pants all over the world tighten.
On May 25th, 2007, she did the most scandalous thing ever: she's been seeing dating a guy (Shouji Tomoharu, who is part of a comedy duo). Pants all over the world cry because the lesbian illusion of GAM is not real. As a result of the scandal (oh my gosh, the girl has a life! GET OVER IT!) Mikitty decides to quit Morning Musume but remains in H!P for solo projects.
Miki is famous for getting very angry when to focus is not on her. GAM DVDs are pure fun because you can watch her getting pissed. no, really. She hates not being the center of attention.
Miki is also a pervert and likes to groope fellow band members. Much to my delight. WHAT?!
GAMs 2nd PV, Melodies. Somewhat.. softporn-ish.
Don't miss the classic.
Performance of Roman! My dear boy. Mikitty and all the others look adorable dressed up as guys *__* (That's a downloadable video. Go get it, girls!)
Niigaki Risa (Gaki-chan, Mame-chan)
The Baby
Niigaki was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Takahashi Ai, Konno Asami, and Ogawa Makoto. She made her debut appearance on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and first appeared on the fourth studio album, 4th Ikimasshoi!.
Though not the youngest of the girls, Gaki is the total baby in the group. She always get's picked on because she happens not to be the smartest one, she is tiny, she is adorable and she respects her senpai. A lot.
Gaki-chan is even molested by fat wotas when she is in Spain.
Just ♥
Tanaka Reina (Reina, Tanakachi)
The Drama Queen
Reina is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume. She joined the group back in 2003 along with Fujimoto Miki, Kamei Eri and Michishige Sayumi.
She just loves to talk (her mother said she was born not from her belly, but from mouth) and has the image of a rebel because she speaks her mind and likes skulls and purple clothing.
Reina is completely addicted to meat. Her "Futarigoto" episodes show this very well. She said herself that one day, she almost cried in front of her steak, because she hadn't eaten any meat for days. Poor thing.
At a concert she wore a hoodie saying 07 on the back - in Japanese, 0 is 'rei', and 7 is 'nana' (yes, that was totally worth explaining)
An mp3 of Reina singing Memory! Seishun no Hikari.
Sayumi Michishige (Sayu, Sayumin, Shige-chan)
Ichiban Kawaii
Sayumin is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume.
She has the weakest vocals out of Morning Musume but she makes good with being the troupe cutie. I guess that is what made her quite narcistic. She even says her cuteness overwhelms her bad singing.
IIda Kaori: These two think of themselves as the cutest onces! Kamei and Michishige.
Interview guy: Is that so?
Sayumin: I think so.
Interview guy: You really think that about yourself?
Sayumin: Yes.
But hey, if I'd look like her I'd be an narcistic arse too.
Another thing mentionable is, ever since she joined 2002, she hasn't changed her hair in colour and cut.
Mitsui Aika (Aika-chan, Mittsi)
The Newbie
Aika-chan is an eighth generation member of Morning Musume and the only girl chosen in the Morning Musume Happy 8 Audition. Her first single with the group was Egao Yes Nude. Her debut was in the Hello! Project 2007 Winter ~Shuuketsu! 10th Anniversary~ tour.
Yossui kind of adopted her right after she joined. Poor kid get's picked on because of her distinctive chin but I love her to bits and I'm going to hell for it. Thumps up.
Kusumi Koharu (Koharu-chan, Koha)
A Pain in the Ass
Koharu was the only member chosen in the Morning Musume Audition 2005. She debuted on the single Iroppoi Jirettai, was first featured on the Rainbow 7 album, and her first Morning Musume concert was Morning Musume Concert Tour 2005 Natsu Aki "Baribari Kyoushitsu ~Koharuchan Irasshai!~".
Noone likes Koharu. I swear to god. Unfortunately, she drugged Zunku and made him write songs for her. She has four singles (Koi Kana, Balalaika, Happy and Chance) and two albums (Mitsuboshi and Kirarin Land) as well as two photobooks which are purchased only by wotas (old, male Momusu Fans).
Nobody in Morning Musume likes Koharu, so she hangs out with the kiddos from the Hello!Project
That is classic Koha right here!
Balaleika PV
Mai-chan from °C-ute was forced to duet with her, poor little girl.
Kamei Eri (Eririn, Kyamei, Kameko, Erippe)
The Overlooked One
Eririn is a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She joined the group in 2003 along with Michishige Sayumi and Tanaka Reina.
She is the poor little girl that struggels most for attention. Noone ever seems to really notice her. I don't even know why she isn't given many solo lines because she has such a beautiful voice.
It took her a quite a lot time to grew to Momusu, she even thought about quiting.
"Even went I went into the dressing room, I couldn't manage to greet anyone properly. Even though I know I'd get scolded for talking too quietly, I still ended up using this quiet voice... I got angry with myself at times. Actually, I love the corners of rooms; it calms me down to nestle my head in the corner. I think those times as well I was trying to calm down my emotions because I had some presentation to give or something like that making me nervous. I wasn't conscious of it at the time, but according to my friends, I would bury my face in the corner and tap it against the wall. Creepy, huh?"
A clip from the Sexy 8 Beat concert in which she sings Dekiru Onna together with Yossi, Sayumin and Aika-chan.I will hate you forever if you don't download this. (No, seriously.)
Takahashi Ai (Lovely, Ai-chan Tettekette, Takitty)
The Takarazuka fan a.k.a the sophisticated one
Ai-chan was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Konno Asami, Ogawa Makoto, and Niigaki Risa. Tsunku credited her exceptional singing ability as one of the reasons for choosing her. She debuted on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and she first appeared on the fourth studio album 4th Ikimasshoi!.
She used to have long pretty hair but 07 she decided to cut it and I cried a little.
She also loves Takarazuka and ballet and admited that she'd love to become a wonderful musumeyaku. Troupe-traitor, she is!
In Ribbon no Kishi: The Musical, Morning Musume's summer musical for 2006, Takahashi played the lead role of Sapphire.
Being from Fukui, she has a funny accent and the members as well as the Utaban team doesn't get tired of mocking her about it because it comes out when she's surprised or shocked.
Hitomi Yoshizawa (Yossi,Yossui, Yot-chan)
The Leader
Yossi is my absolute favorite Momusu girl ever. She is, together with Takitty the oldest member and perceived as the tomboyish dyke of the group, due to her voice, manners and hobbies, though She can be a lady too ♥ ♥ ♥ (If you can't tell by that point, yes, I really do adore her)
Furthering this perception of her masculine side, Yoshizawa's first lead came in 2001 with the release of the single Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~, in which she played a dashing otokoyaku playboy character. This song was even performed with various members of the Takarazuka Revue.
Have the mp3.
She used to be very, very close with Makoto Ogawa who graduated in August 06 to study overseas. After Makochin had left, she found another sidekick within Mikitty.
She is outgoing and funny and hilarious and her english makes me cry of laughter
After graduating from Morning Musume, she joined the Ongaku Gatas.
The newest Ongaku Gatas single.
Right now, she looks like a perfect Takarasienne.
No?!
Yossi can carry a tune and she does it with intense-slash-sweaty looks and mmm. What was I saying? *___* (That's a video. Get it. NOW!)
Lyrics of Shabondama. I translated them as I work together with projecthello.com.
Yossuis last PV Kanashimi Twilight. The song pops my toaster and Yossi looks better than ever. I couldn't want more, could I?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Morning Musume! ♥
Maybe you don't care at all but at least I had fun making it.
That is the last Morning Musume constellation. The last, not the latest.
Hitomi Yoshizawa and Fujimoto Miki have graduated and two new members, Junjun and Linlin from China have joined. Buuuut, I liked it better wenn Yossui was the leader so there goes.
Then, the individual members:
Fujimoto Miki (Mikitty)
The Bitch
Mikitty was a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She originally joined Hello! Project as a solo artist, discovered during the fourth generation auditions for Morning Musume in 2000. She was later added to the group along with the new sixth generation audition winners in 2003.
2006 Zunku (the guy that is behind Morning Musume) decided the sales where too low and created the lesbians GAM, a duo unit together with Matsura Aya. Are you sitting down? You'd better be, because they kissed in their second PV Melodies.
Pants all over the world tighten.
On May 25th, 2007, she did the most scandalous thing ever: she's been seeing dating a guy (Shouji Tomoharu, who is part of a comedy duo). Pants all over the world cry because the lesbian illusion of GAM is not real. As a result of the scandal (oh my gosh, the girl has a life! GET OVER IT!) Mikitty decides to quit Morning Musume but remains in H!P for solo projects.
Miki is famous for getting very angry when to focus is not on her. GAM DVDs are pure fun because you can watch her getting pissed. no, really. She hates not being the center of attention.
Miki is also a pervert and likes to groope fellow band members. Much to my delight. WHAT?!
GAMs 2nd PV, Melodies. Somewhat.. softporn-ish.
Don't miss the classic.
Performance of Roman! My dear boy. Mikitty and all the others look adorable dressed up as guys *__* (That's a downloadable video. Go get it, girls!)
Niigaki Risa (Gaki-chan, Mame-chan)
The Baby
Niigaki was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Takahashi Ai, Konno Asami, and Ogawa Makoto. She made her debut appearance on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and first appeared on the fourth studio album, 4th Ikimasshoi!.
Though not the youngest of the girls, Gaki is the total baby in the group. She always get's picked on because she happens not to be the smartest one, she is tiny, she is adorable and she respects her senpai. A lot.
Gaki-chan is even molested by fat wotas when she is in Spain.
Just ♥
Tanaka Reina (Reina, Tanakachi)
The Drama Queen
Reina is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume. She joined the group back in 2003 along with Fujimoto Miki, Kamei Eri and Michishige Sayumi.
She just loves to talk (her mother said she was born not from her belly, but from mouth) and has the image of a rebel because she speaks her mind and likes skulls and purple clothing.
Reina is completely addicted to meat. Her "Futarigoto" episodes show this very well. She said herself that one day, she almost cried in front of her steak, because she hadn't eaten any meat for days. Poor thing.
At a concert she wore a hoodie saying 07 on the back - in Japanese, 0 is 'rei', and 7 is 'nana' (yes, that was totally worth explaining)
An mp3 of Reina singing Memory! Seishun no Hikari.
Sayumi Michishige (Sayu, Sayumin, Shige-chan)
Ichiban Kawaii
Sayumin is a sixth generation member of the Hello! Project group Morning Musume.
She has the weakest vocals out of Morning Musume but she makes good with being the troupe cutie. I guess that is what made her quite narcistic. She even says her cuteness overwhelms her bad singing.
IIda Kaori: These two think of themselves as the cutest onces! Kamei and Michishige.
Interview guy: Is that so?
Sayumin: I think so.
Interview guy: You really think that about yourself?
Sayumin: Yes.
But hey, if I'd look like her I'd be an narcistic arse too.
Another thing mentionable is, ever since she joined 2002, she hasn't changed her hair in colour and cut.
Mitsui Aika (Aika-chan, Mittsi)
The Newbie
Aika-chan is an eighth generation member of Morning Musume and the only girl chosen in the Morning Musume Happy 8 Audition. Her first single with the group was Egao Yes Nude. Her debut was in the Hello! Project 2007 Winter ~Shuuketsu! 10th Anniversary~ tour.
Yossui kind of adopted her right after she joined. Poor kid get's picked on because of her distinctive chin but I love her to bits and I'm going to hell for it. Thumps up.
Kusumi Koharu (Koharu-chan, Koha)
A Pain in the Ass
Koharu was the only member chosen in the Morning Musume Audition 2005. She debuted on the single Iroppoi Jirettai, was first featured on the Rainbow 7 album, and her first Morning Musume concert was Morning Musume Concert Tour 2005 Natsu Aki "Baribari Kyoushitsu ~Koharuchan Irasshai!~".
Noone likes Koharu. I swear to god. Unfortunately, she drugged Zunku and made him write songs for her. She has four singles (Koi Kana, Balalaika, Happy and Chance) and two albums (Mitsuboshi and Kirarin Land) as well as two photobooks which are purchased only by wotas (old, male Momusu Fans).
Nobody in Morning Musume likes Koharu, so she hangs out with the kiddos from the Hello!Project
That is classic Koha right here!
Balaleika PV
Mai-chan from °C-ute was forced to duet with her, poor little girl.
Kamei Eri (Eririn, Kyamei, Kameko, Erippe)
The Overlooked One
Eririn is a sixth generation member of Morning Musume. She joined the group in 2003 along with Michishige Sayumi and Tanaka Reina.
She is the poor little girl that struggels most for attention. Noone ever seems to really notice her. I don't even know why she isn't given many solo lines because she has such a beautiful voice.
It took her a quite a lot time to grew to Momusu, she even thought about quiting.
"Even went I went into the dressing room, I couldn't manage to greet anyone properly. Even though I know I'd get scolded for talking too quietly, I still ended up using this quiet voice... I got angry with myself at times. Actually, I love the corners of rooms; it calms me down to nestle my head in the corner. I think those times as well I was trying to calm down my emotions because I had some presentation to give or something like that making me nervous. I wasn't conscious of it at the time, but according to my friends, I would bury my face in the corner and tap it against the wall. Creepy, huh?"
A clip from the Sexy 8 Beat concert in which she sings Dekiru Onna together with Yossi, Sayumin and Aika-chan.I will hate you forever if you don't download this. (No, seriously.)
Takahashi Ai (Lovely, Ai-chan Tettekette, Takitty)
The Takarazuka fan a.k.a the sophisticated one
Ai-chan was selected from Love Audition 21 to join Morning Musume as a fifth generation member on August 26, 2001, along with Konno Asami, Ogawa Makoto, and Niigaki Risa. Tsunku credited her exceptional singing ability as one of the reasons for choosing her. She debuted on the single "Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~," and she first appeared on the fourth studio album 4th Ikimasshoi!.
She used to have long pretty hair but 07 she decided to cut it and I cried a little.
She also loves Takarazuka and ballet and admited that she'd love to become a wonderful musumeyaku. Troupe-traitor, she is!
In Ribbon no Kishi: The Musical, Morning Musume's summer musical for 2006, Takahashi played the lead role of Sapphire.
Being from Fukui, she has a funny accent and the members as well as the Utaban team doesn't get tired of mocking her about it because it comes out when she's surprised or shocked.
Hitomi Yoshizawa (Yossi,Yossui, Yot-chan)
The Leader
Yossi is my absolute favorite Momusu girl ever. She is, together with Takitty the oldest member and perceived as the tomboyish dyke of the group, due to her voice, manners and hobbies, though She can be a lady too ♥ ♥ ♥ (If you can't tell by that point, yes, I really do adore her)
Furthering this perception of her masculine side, Yoshizawa's first lead came in 2001 with the release of the single Mr. Moonlight ~Ai no Big Band~, in which she played a dashing otokoyaku playboy character. This song was even performed with various members of the Takarazuka Revue.
Have the mp3.
She used to be very, very close with Makoto Ogawa who graduated in August 06 to study overseas. After Makochin had left, she found another sidekick within Mikitty.
She is outgoing and funny and hilarious and her english makes me cry of laughter
After graduating from Morning Musume, she joined the Ongaku Gatas.
The newest Ongaku Gatas single.
Right now, she looks like a perfect Takarasienne.
No?!
Yossi can carry a tune and she does it with intense-slash-sweaty looks and mmm. What was I saying? *___* (That's a video. Get it. NOW!)
Lyrics of Shabondama. I translated them as I work together with projecthello.com.
Yossuis last PV Kanashimi Twilight. The song pops my toaster and Yossi looks better than ever. I couldn't want more, could I?
Ladies and Gentlemen, Morning Musume! ♥