Super Junior Pimp Post

Nov 22, 2008 20:52

As you can see I'm trying hard to lure trap seduce interest you all and draw you into my fandom, so give Super Junior a chance!
Come on Maria, you know you want to click the cut below |D

Usually people are shocked because Super Junior is a thirteen member group but really, once you get to know them you don't notice it's so much of them anymore.
Suju are versatile. They sing ballads, pop, pop rock, trot and they produce crack non stop, which is what made me stay. The crack and the enormous love the members are sharing.
They are very close, totally gay for each other and full of abusive, teasing love. They'd simply die without each other, trust me.





Leeteuk



This person is friggin Peter Pan. He is the leader, but doesn't act his age. At. All. Yes, Leeteuk is the oldest member, but he simply refuses to grow up and claims to have the heart of a middle school boy. For some gay watch his introduction dance, his girly hairpin collection which he uses both on- and offstage and laugh at the intimate relationship he has with his own hair.
Plus he has the most adorable laugh ever. I would marry this guy just to hear him laugh every day, I'm not kidding y'all.
Most of the time Leeteuk looks on indulgently as his boys get up to stupid things, but he isn't above joining in on the idiocy himself because he is the one who keeps the members all in line, kind of like a mother to Suju. When they're on tour he checks their hotel rooms at night, puts them to bed (usually with a goodnight kiss on the forehead, which only Sungmin approves) and in the morning he goes to wake them up.
He is very good friends with Eunhyuk, who wrote him a song for his 25th birthday. Teukie cried a bucket listening to it. Oh well, who'd not cry listening to those lyrics?

Today I call out Hyung's name once
Saying Happy Birthday
Even such simple words
Seem as if they were blocking my mouth
Getting them out is hard
These lyrics I carry in my heart and feelings
Come on~ blow the candles

It’s touching that you came down to this world
It’s an unexpected gift
Hyung’s our dignified leader
Angel (Special Day)
Teukie Teukie.. Eeteukie
Everlasting Friends are your wings
Kiss the Radio (Forever)
Happy Birthday To You

Eunhyuk



Hyukie is the lead rapper of Suju and one of my favorites ♥♥♥
Out of the four members well known for their dance skills, he is the most talented (followed by Donghae, Hang Gen and Shindong).
He co-hosts Kiss the Radio with Teukie where he unites forces with him and is random, hilarious and naughty. His best friends are Teukie and Sungmin.
Eunhyuk is terribly self conscious about his laugh because if he smiles, his gums show. That doesn't keep him from laughing 24/7 though, thank heavens ♥ He's just happy, cheerfull and never mean even if people make fun of his distinct body odor. All members kind of agreed that they can tell Hyukie is around just by his smell (Tests on their variety show Explorers Of The Human Body have proven they really can). He is terribly sensitive. He once started crying after he bought sweets but the members told him he couldn't have them.
On a radio show Super Junior once voted him the member who watches the most yadong (porn). After that aired, a newspaper stated that Super Juniors Eunhyuk is a porn maniac and he even recieved a call from his mother, who was shocked hearing her son seems to watch porn. Hyukie still declines that he does and always says he watches yagoo dongyoungsang ("baseball movies" = shortens down to yangdong as well).
Now have a random video of Suju trying laughing gas, because Hyukie is so adorable, getting addicted to the gas right away and laughing his butt off.

Sungmin



Min is the most adorable creature that has ever stepped on earth (Yeah! Take that Chinen Yuri, eat crap and die!). Everything Sungmin has is pink. Including wardrobe, pillow, bags and shoes are all pink and everyone is totally gay for him. Actually he shared his first kiss with Eunhyuk. No, seriously, in an episode of Explorers Of The Human Body the members had to pass oxygen under water from mouth to mouth and Sungmin did it with Hyukie, later on telling a radio host it was basically his first kiss.
When they released Don't Don, Sungmin shaved his hair on the left side and since that he claims he is cool on the left and cute on the right, he likes to eat pumpkin and give massages, is bendy as a rubber band, knows martial arts and is pretty darn good at it, which you'd never guess judging by his appearance.

Hangeng (or HanKyung)



The only chinese member in Super Junior. He auditioned in China and was chosen over 3000 contestants. For a reason, guys! He went to Beijing Dance Academy, so he knows ballet, and specializes in 56 chinese minority dances. Fifty-fucking-six. Obviously this makes him one of the best dancers in Suju.
He is very close with Heechul and they share a dorm where all the geih happens. No trust me, they are really close.
Gengs korean needs a little help, being from china and all. If he appears in variety shows, which doesn't happen all that much; because of his visa (he can only appear on KBS and SBS channels), Heechul is there to translate when Geng speaks jibberish. But oh well, sometimes he sounds as if he doesn't know chinese that much either XD Due to this language thing he is pretty slow on the uptake and spacy so he gets teased by the rest of the band a lot.
He's just so kind (he usually cooks for all the members and is famous for his bejing fried rice) that you just want to hug and protect him from the evils of the world Super Junior.

Heechul



Heechul is the princess of this group. To make sure everyone knows about this, he goes by the nickname Cinderella. I am telling you, this person is more gay than a rainbow. I say this with love. This diva a lot of fun to watch, especially when he is at odds with Anya, a student from Russia who came to live with them in their show Full House. Heechul hates Anya. Anya hates Heechul.
Heechul owns a cat named Heebum who was a gift from a fan. Heebum is the most obedient cat ever and sometimes I wonder how she survives having such a chaotic owner.
Heechul once was voted one of the most hated persons on korean television because he is bitchy and speaks whats on his mind. Who else but Heechul would admit on TV that during his first kiss, the girl stopped, laughed, and told him he sucks at kissing? Who else would tell a girl she looks like a poodle right to the face and play pranks on the others members nonstop? Sometimes he spouts off random english phrases which makes everyone go wtf and you really might think something in his head ain't just right because he is THAT straightforward. If Heechul is on a tv show, chances are the host will ask him to at least pretend to be sane.
He is convinced to be the most handsome out of Suju, though Kangin claimed the prettiest thing about Heechul are his nipples XD And because he is a narcist like that, he loves to take photos while he takes showers. Preferably next to naked Hankyung.

Donghae



Our little, sensitive pushover <3 He's a crybaby, soft-hearted and thinks a lot. He is so sensitive to his surroundings, that he will not be able to fall asleep if he is sleeping elsewhere other than home because he feels insecure. Donhae, ILUSM.
Being a daydreamer leaves him quite scatter brained. He often forgets his hat, cell phone or similar items. He would look high and low for his hat, when he's already wearing it. Once he was chatting with another member on the phone and said: 'I've forgotten my phone, I’m going to get it now.' Look how spaced out he is all the time xD But then again he has those sudden hyper moments and he ends up spanking Eunhyuk or stuff because he has a very intimate relationship with him. He is nicknamed Fishy, smiles 24/7 and is one of the dance talents of the group.

Kyuhyun



The 13th Member. The Magnae. The Miracle. The Voice. Many fans used to hate him because he was added to the band after they had debuted but in the end nobody could resist his charms because he really is a miracle.
Kyuhyun is well known for his addiction to games, especially Star Craft, which he'll play at night and curse so loud when he looses, that he wakes up other members. Hence the nickname Gamekyu.
On April 19th 2007 Super Junior where involved in a serious car accident. The driver had lost control of the vehicle and the van had flipped over on its right side. Kyuhyun sustained the worst injuries, fractured his hip, his lung collapsed due to his broken rips and he spend over two months in hospital and even more in rehab. His comeback was basically an unscheduled performance with a young voice talent from the Philippines, where he sang A whole new world with her. Later on the members said they felt like crying listening to this because they've seen that their baby is all healthy and back again. Oh my god, the amazing member love there is! TT_____TT

Kangin



Korea's self proclaimed #1 Handsome Guy Kangin!
Holy moly, he is one violent beast. He is the one who is there when Heechul fails in his duty to make snarky remarks, he's a bully to the square who pushes his Hyungs around and yells a lot. Watch him go berserk as the members do a water screen on him because he refuses to get up. When he is not spending his time being even more narcistic than Heechul, he makes fun of Hang Geng and his accent or waits for the perfect moment to pull Eunhyuks pants down. And there's a crapload of perfect moments you know XD But it's a sign of love, I swear. No miracle Eunhyuk doesn't trust him and doesn't want to be the Rose to Kangins Jack XD
Kangin actually starred in a gay mini drama that they wrote together with Eunhyuk and Donghae where he was in love with Leeteuk.

Siwon



The cool, handsome guy. The knight in shining armor and the perfect gentleman of the group. Siwon wants to be your bodyguard, and is the kind of guy that you want to bring home to your parents, obliging, sweet and more manly than the majority of all dudes in korea.
Still, he loves skinship, no joke... he hugs everyone that doesn't run fast enough xD Poor Siwon get's teased for his gestures a lot. If he speaks, he uses big gestures so you might think he works as an air traffic controller.
The most hilarious thing about him is how religious he is. He talks about jesus and god all the time and puts random psalms into the thank you section of CD booklets. He also tells the fellow members to believe and to go to church. I laugh at that a lot, actually.

Kibum



Kibum is everything but talkative. When he first appeared in a variety show he was so silent all the way through that everyone was amazed he could speak when he finally opened his mouth. You'll hear him say 'with a character like mine I can't answer this question' a lot.
Usually he just sits there with his shiny teeth and makes a face like he doesn't care at all.
He lived in Los Angeles, California where he attended his high school years at Santa Monica High School. and at the moment he is MIA.

Yesung



Kibum doesn't talk much, so Yesung must have thought he'll just talk for two. Everything he does is talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Once he get's going, and he's basically always going, it's hard to stop him. In an interview Yesungie went on and on, not letting the other members talk and the interview had to be cut because of him XD
In general he is known for fail. Massive fail. Epic fail. He is the Onew of Super Junior if that helps you understand how much he fails and I love him loads for it.
He's a cam- and attention-whore and all he wants is more screentime. Just because. He tries to get it showing off his infamous member impersonations, which are hilarious.

Shindong



The nutjob. When I first saw him I was like "They have a fat guy!" but don't be fooled by his appearance because this guy has the moves! Everything Shindong does is pretty hilarious and I laugh with him, not about him.

Ryeowook



Because he is more laid back than the rest, he doesn't stick out all that much. Maybe that is why, even though Kyuhyun is younger than him, Wookie is considered the Eternal Magnae. Ryeowook made his acting debut in the Super Junior film Attack on the Pin-Up Boys, a high-school comedy/mystery film, in which he plays the eccentric vice president of the student council. Ryeowook's acting gained positive feedback from critics and he was nominated Best Supporting Actor and Best Comedic Performance at the Korean Movie Awards.
He is one of SJ's most talented singers, kind hearted - he cooks for the members and get's angry when they a) tell them they have already eaten or b) cook on their own (he'll then yell at them why they didn't aks him to make some <3) - and cute and Henrys lover.

Music



Super Junior - Don't Don.
Now this is and always will be my favorite song. It's pretty bad-ass and has the most awesome electric violin solo ever. It's played by violin virtuoso Super Junior M member Henry Lau.

Super Juniors breakthrough single "U".
Basically the typical boyband tune.

Super Junior - Miracle.
Awww, their early days. Bonus hilarious dance break.

Super Junior - HaengBok.

Super Junior - Marry U.
Not a fan of ballads, but I just love the artsy video to death, so I had to include this.

Want downloadable media? Just ask me. I'm more than willing to help.

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And what do you do if you have that many members? Just ask Hello!Project - you create sub units!

Super Junior-K.R.Y.


Created in late 2006, K.R.Y. is a trio formed with Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, and Yesung.
The label grouped these three members together to perform to target the more mature audience. Being amongst the vocally most powerful members of Super Junior, K.R.Y. usually sing ballads.

K.R.Y - The one I love

Super Junior-Trot


Known as Super Junior-T. The group was found in 2007, consisting of Leeteuk, Heechul, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk. They specialize in making Heechul cross-dress singing trot, an old form of Korean pop music. It's basically just another word for crack, if you ask me XD

Super Junior performing Rokkugo live. Rokkugo was the number one best-selling single of 2007 according to the Music Industry of Korea.

Super Junior-M


Often referred to as SJ-M, this is the third official sub-unit and was established on April 2008. They are the first international music group in the Chinese music industry to have both korean and chinese members. Super Junior-M contains of Han Geng (the leader), Donghae, Siwon, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Henry and Zhou Mi. Henry and Zhou Mi are only active members in Super Junior M, though Henry had a guest appearance in Super Juniors PV Don't Don. (and then there was this huge controversy and a fan campaign called "Only 13" because Suju fans are pussys and they where majorly afraid Henry and Zhou Mi would enter the korean Super Junior. Oh my, fans. Stop taking the shit so serious.)

Super Junior M's chinese cover of Super Juniors single "U". Mhhhm, Henry <3

Super Junior-Happy


Established on June 2008. Super Junior-H contains Leeteuk (the leader), Yesung, Kangin, Shindong, Sungmin, and Eunhyuk. As their name suggests, they perform bubblegum pop songs. Do I need to mention they're my favorite subgroup?

Super Junior H's second single Pajama Party. Gotta love Eunhyuk for his shimmy!

Fin

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