berryhappy v kalle

[berryhappy]

kalle challenges berryhappy to a fertility test.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch kalle fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch berryhappy fightkalle is found to be sterile, and leave quickly for a chat with their wife and kids. berryhappy wins.kalle has been defeated by berryhappyHowever the comotion has awoken kalle's parent remotegoatremotegoat challenges berryhappy to prove their social status.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch remotegoat fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch berryhappy fightberryhappy quickly forms a random policitcal party and gets elected to the House of Commons, remotegoat finds their council tax bill increased 20 fold and accepts defeat.CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
BERRYHAPPY SCORED: 2/2 (100%)You have defeated all players at this level.Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 2Future games will be harder I'm afraid!

berryhappy challenges draka on their honesty.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch berryhappy fightCOMBAT CARDS 2.1

watch draka fightdraka produces a witness, a vicar and a lawyer, it's no contest berryhappy can't match that level of honestyberryhappy has been defeated by drakaHowever the comotion has awoken berryhappy's parent poison_mepoison_me challenges draka on a matter of ambiguity.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch draka fightpoison_me defeats draka in a suitably ambiguous waySORRY GAME OVER
DRAKA SCORED: 1/34 (3%)