Everyone who got swooped over to the other island? Stop by the Library Hotel. I'm gonna put bells on you and chain you to the floor or something. Stop disappearing. Seriously. This is dumb.
If they vanish past all our defenses, all our locks and keys and wards and tricks. Do you think a plan so simple a child could come up with it will work?
Foolish boy, you might as well attempt to kill the monster with a fork. You'll have better luck with that.
Aesthetics and human rights aside, that's not a bad idea in theory. I suppose it wouldn't do much good if people were quite literally vanishing into thin air, though it would take quite a bit of advanced technology to transport them that way.
There was evidence that at least some of the method for person removal was much more mundane than we suspect... however that just makes their feats more puzzling.
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If they vanish past all our defenses, all our locks and keys and wards and tricks. Do you think a plan so simple a child could come up with it will work?
Foolish boy, you might as well attempt to kill the monster with a fork. You'll have better luck with that.
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Very mundane considering the lengths to move through our defenses and rather... interesting abilities.
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...stop getting kidnapped.
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...I'm sorry! I didn't do anything stupid this time, I was in my own room, I don't know how I got there! I never meant to make you worry.
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