Pokédex Entry [004]

[berserk_gene]

[Mewtwo had grown particularly tired of Sideswipe and Nena's antics today (whatever those antics were doesn't matter--Mewtwo's just being grumpy) and had decided to take its rare stroll through Mayfield. Learning about humans was a disgusting but necessary thing, it told itself, and if there was a holiday occurring, then today would be a good day

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I apologize for this...

[miracle_return]

[A dark shadow is right behind you....loosely holding on to your neck tube thing.]Mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...mew...

MOM

[berserk_gene]

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What are you doing.

SON

[miracle_return]

Those ones...that say Tru Love on them are kind of yummy you know....oh....and you're cute, very cute, what happened?

[berserk_gene]

...

What are you talking about?

[stay_cool_bro]

[WHAT IS THAT THING? IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A REGULAR ANIMAL. AND WHY IS IT SO CUTE?! WHATEVER, HE'S APPROACHING]

He-eey there!

[He wishes he had some sake to offer or something.]

[berserk_gene]

Uh. Hello.

[Mewtwo is so not used to people actually being friendly.]

[stay_cool_bro]

[He was about to say something else, but... is hit with a realization that derails his train of thought]

- Whoa! Did you just talk inside my head?

[berserk_gene]

Yes. Telepathy. Is that really more surprising than how I look? Humans.

[snapshot_brat]

Awwwwww, what a big sweetie! C'mere, you.

[She's totally making those kissy-face clicky here-kitty-kitty noises at him]

[berserk_gene]

What are you doing? Go away, human!

[snapshot_brat]

Oh wow, that's so adorable.

I wish I had my camera...

[berserk_gene]

Adorable? Stop your sarcasm. I don't have any patience for it.

[nicewedding]

[there is just something about Mewtwo today that makes Nena want to run up and hug it.

So she does. Or, tries to anyway - the whole "running toward with a 'I WANT TO TAKE IT HOOOOOOME' face" should be a good warning.]

[berserk_gene]

Nena, go aw--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, GO AWAY!

[nicewedding]

[BUT MEWTWO YOU'RE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

HUG TIME]

[berserk_gene]

[He flails and attempts to pry Nena off.]

STOP THAT.

[katto_katto]

[What is this feeling called moe?]

[berserk_gene]

...

[katto_katto]

You...you're....gaaahhhhh!

[berserk_gene]

[Mewtwo is a bit on edge now, thinking this human is about to attack it.]