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Pokédex Entry [001]

Jan 02, 2010 15:22

[On the front lawn of 5718 Cunningham Lane is a strange sight: what appears to be a 6'7" tall feline-like alien creature is sprawled on the ground. It is battered and bruised, as though it had been beaten severely in some sort of fight. Its breathing is slow. It is covered with dirt.]

How could I lose? I was meant to be all-powerful--the strongest ( Read more... )

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miracle_return January 2 2010, 20:32:54 UTC

[Mew is looking for people to play pranks on because unlike you son, mommy has regained attacks. That and Mew can't stand to be in the house with droned!Sweden any more then it has too.]

*!!!*

Mew?

[Floats over to see if he's alright.]

You okay? Do you need help? I know where the doctor is! How have you been? It's been a while. I've been fine. Why did we loose touch again?

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 20:37:34 UTC

[Poor, poor, Mew; this isn't the Mewtwo you know. As a result, he hasn't a clue as to what you mean by losing touch, though he's a bit more preoccupied with something else...]

Y-You...You are Mew. What are the odds of this?

[He struggles to attempt to stand once again, likely intending to sic himself on his mommy-thingy, but of course collapses onto one leg again.]

miracle_return January 2 2010, 20:46:52 UTC

[Oh well, the only difference is this Mew didn't give birth to you.]

I don't know?

You shouldn't do that, no, you really shouldn't! Have a talk with your owners. They can hear you right? You talk like them with your mind!

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 21:04:13 UTC

OWNERS? I do not have owners!

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iamtheforest January 2 2010, 21:13:59 UTC

What's this? I cannot hear you speak, but it's quite clear that you are no dumb animal!

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 21:23:51 UTC

I am no animal! How can you not hear me?

iamtheforest January 2 2010, 21:28:28 UTC

Your wounds appear grave indeed... I wonder what happened to you before you came here? A mighty battle, perhaps! Ahahahaha, I wonder if you'll survive!

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 21:31:25 UTC

Why is my telepathy not working?

[Much to his chagrin, he decides to try speaking in the Pokemon dialect, which consists of very, very deep 'myu, mew, and muu'.]

Can you understand this?

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pokederp January 2 2010, 21:14:36 UTC

[...

Have a Red doing his random acts of kindness bit. Stumbling upon the injured Pokemon--no, his late boss as well as the person he looked up to--. Well, he had been told Mayfield brought back the dead.

So he'll just be worried about Mewtwo's condition for now.]

Mister Mewtwo!

[And he's going to his side, with his Squirtle and Ivysaur following him]

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 21:23:04 UTC

[You are not the correct Red, but damn do you look like him and that's enough for him to be pissed.

...Not that he can do or say anything in his present condition. He's sure as hell trying to get up so he can TRY to beat the crap out of Red, though.]

pokederp January 3 2010, 00:34:21 UTC

[Red's kneeling next to him now, oblivious to the danger.]

You shouldn't try to get up! You're hurt, Mister Mewtwo!

[AND HE'S WELL PREPARED WITH A FIRST AID KIT IN HIS BACKPACK WHICH HE'S TAKING OUT RIGHT NOW.]

berserk_gene January 3 2010, 02:37:20 UTC

[Red will get a nice tail whip aimed at his face for his efforts.]

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weaponsparked January 2 2010, 23:43:48 UTC

[And, oblivious to the sudden change in his otherwise drone-filled world, the assigned head of the household is making his leisurely return from work. All is as it should be...

Until he realizes there is a big... cat... thing... in his yard.]

What in...? What... is that...?

berserk_gene January 2 2010, 23:50:17 UTC

[Despite being powerless and wounded, Mewtwo manages one very, very angry glare. Regardless of what you may really be, you definitely look like a human.]

weaponsparked January 3 2010, 00:06:00 UTC

[It's a good thing the psychic can't hurt him, because Sideswipe has decided to give into his curiosity, and, of all the dumb things... step up to Mewtwo and nudge at him with a toe.]

Is it... even ali--

[It. Glared at him. He steps back, tensing.]

Ah. So... you are awake.

berserk_gene January 3 2010, 02:40:27 UTC

Stay away fr--ah, what does it matter. You can't hear me.

[Unable to speak and barely able to move, Mewtwo continues to glare and whips his tail back and forth.]

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electrowhipit January 3 2010, 08:19:46 UTC

[ There is a ...thing! There is a thing in Sideswipe's yard! LET'S GO INVESTIGATE ]

Hey- are you... uh, okay?

berserk_gene January 3 2010, 17:18:50 UTC

Why did I have to appear in such a populated area? They all think I am some sort of wounded beast.

[Just as with Sideswipe, Mewtwo does its best to use his facial expressions to speak for him, trying to say "Go away, I wish I could kill you with my mind."]

electrowhipit January 3 2010, 20:00:36 UTC

[ Unlike Sideswipe, Jolt isn't totally clueless, and he keeps his distance. ] Can you understand me?

berserk_gene January 4 2010, 03:42:22 UTC

Finally, one smart enough to ask a yes or no question.

[Mewtwo rolls its eyes and nods in affirmation.]

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