Arrr, could someone explain what that no good double o' Priscills meant by " Rebecca and Dart! Who'd have thought, huh?" That has been botherin' me now that I''e read it, and she is not tellin' me, shiver me timbers! That bitch, shiver me timbers! I'll pillage for what li'l booty thar may be if she says anythin' bad about me and my li'l sis,

Aye, ok, so that Dreaded Isle didn't have the treasure Me was lookin' for. Howe'er, when we got thar, we encountard two souls, me beauty Ninian and that grungy squiffy, Erija. So, my crew, which consists o' me, Guy, and me number one beauty, Farina, decided t' rescue the two off the island and return t' the continent ( Read more... )

Arrr, ok, so Guy, Miss Farina, and me all decided t' go on a treasure hunt on that island with t' booty. On t' way, Guy was sin'in' somethin' about rescuin' Ninian. Me have no idea what he was jabberin' about, but he seemed excited about it.

At t' moment...shiver me timbers! Be that land? Land Ho!! Grab The Anchors! We're Landboundin'!!

Ahoy, so Farina comes back, and she is plannin' t' go t' that party in Kathelet. Howe'er, Me was plannin' t' crash that party with that scurvy son o'a sea biscuit Guy taggin' along. Anyway, I think I should best ask Farina if she would like t' come t' that party with me. Well, you know, I kind o' like her and all, but I still want t' crash that ( Read more... )

Arrr, so Me have noticed that girl, Farina, is back. It has been a long time since I have seen her last. I think she found my treasure, but Me doubt that is true. She is a bit slow on the intelligence. hahahaha, shiver me timbers! What a great laugh that is. Me wonder how she is doin' all o' a sudden. Me don't verily miss her, but it's great t' see ( Read more... )

Aye, what's with all this talk about doubles? Me noticed that almost e'eryone has a double, or is a double. Well, thank the seas I have no double, argh! If I do have one, he's likely t' meet Da'y Jones's locker, because I would cream him, ARRRR ( Read more... )

So, I guess I didn't do much. Yarr! Riding the seas wit' the cap'n is mightily boring! Nothing but sea and scallywags! I'm back and me bet all of ye missed the mighty pirate, Dart! Do not worry mateys, I'm back for good. Time to loot me some treasure!

Ahoy! I finally convinced that weakling Guy to join me in "crashing" Serra's party. Ho ho ho!! Any of you other freeloaders not invited are free to join us! The more the merrier! It will be a blast. Now, if I could get General Wallace to join... no that would be too risky. His armor would make too much noise! ARRR!!!

Ahoy Journal!

Today was alright. I have disco'ard that thar was a party and I was not invited. That makes me verily mad. So I decided to get me mateys to join me in raidin' and lootin' random houses in Kathelet. Arrrr!! Time to get me some booty!

Ahoy, ok, so I was told t' get a journal by the captain. So, yeah, har it is. Me don't know what t' put in it. Maybe I'll just use it for fun. Who knows what will happen with this journal. Well, goodbye for now, off to looting and pillaging.