grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[bert_t]

i was on my way to work this morning around 11, it's nice out so everybody on frat row is up and out, some guys are playing corn hole (i hate that fucking game) and before i know it i get hit with a bean bag and some asshole yells bulls-eye. i hate frat guys! it did however quicken my pace and i made it to work almost a half hour early. i should

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[indecisivelife]

people are stupid. do you remember the house number by any chance? we could always make them their own bulls eye while they're sleeping off their drunken haze

[lunachick17]

interesting idea....

[maillewelder]

I hate people.

Can I spork their eyes out? Pleeeaaase?

[bert_t]

yes, you seem to really want to spork peoples eyes out so i think you should go ahead and do it! i unfortunately did not have a lethal spork with me at the time or i might have considered doing that myself.

[maillewelder]

OK. Here's the plan. Go to Taco Bell at the beginning of August and pilfer a lot of sporks. No, they aren't as effective as the metal ones, but they'll suffice while we're training our spork army...

::makes evil elf face and plots::

[criminaltheory]

I just read this--
take the bag if there is a next time. And then we will go back and light it on fire in front of them.
sorry, the arsonist in me had a moment

[bert_t]

sounds like a plan!

[mavericke13]

Fucking fat rats............you should have kept the bean bag and turned it into a molotov cocktail and torched their cornhole boardsl