Jungle! How I long to hate you.

[bertie_girl]

Ah, Jungle. You smell funny, you take up precious space in my soap rack, and you make me work so hard to use you. I want to scorn you for these infractions, I want to banish you from my shower. Why must you taunt me by making my hair so deliciously soft

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[everysecretcode]

Men look about 60% better when one is Wellesley-immersed, because the sight is uncommon.

But also, it is possible for women to ovulate more than once a month - unless they're taking birth control pills.

[toedancr05]

with derrick out of town, i've found myself blissfully happy by myself. hmmm...