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[bertiewwooster]

I saw this queer little thing popping up here and there on from various chums, so I thought perhaps Bertram ought to give it a go himself. The result seems a bit soupy though, I daresay- the whole aphrodisy-thingy bit particularly. Much though I might occasionally wish that to be the case... ahem. Not that I would, of course. B. Wooster after

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[fillmydarksoul]

... speak in English, and then let me see if I understand what you're saying.

[bertiewwooster]

Dash it all, is this going to be a problem? I am speaking English, don't you know. Mother tongue and all that- the King's own English.

[fillmydarksoul]

Remember that whole American revolution thing? Yeah, it still kind of stands.

[bertiewwooster]

What, that rather unfortunate happening 'round about 1770? '76, was it? Well, I'm still residing quite firmly in old Blighty, you see. I've biffed across the pond a time or two to take up a temporary residence in New York, but B. Wooster is quite firmly a Briton, don't you know.

[drcuddles]

Milk or Hazelnut?

... Look, I'm really, really, sorry about how I introduced myself. You just really look like House, but ... I think he'd rather be caught dead... no offense, really.

... I'm Lisa, Lisa Cuddy.

[bertiewwooster]

Not at all, old thing! Bertram has been accused of far worst in the past, rest assured. I must say, it's rather corking of you to biff over and introduce yourself afresh. What was it the chap said- tabula rasa? Well, you know.

Lisa Cuddy, Bertram Wooster. Marvellous to make your acquaintance.

I must confess a certain degree of curiosity about this House johnnie, though. Who precisely is he?

[bertiewwooster]

And right you are, Jeeves! As per usual. Er. Yes. *clears throat*

[bertiewwooster]

Alright? Oh, I should dashed well say so. Rarely felt better, what? Yes, fine, fine.