Ok, just a little update, because there is blatantly something that's happened, that I'm not talking about, and because of that, I keep finding myself not updating. I will talk about, possibly next week, but for now, I just want to know ( Read more... )

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COME ON SCHOLES!!!!

1. Your LiveJournal user name & what it means ( Read more... )

We regret to announce the untimely demise of Berttheevil, who on the 7th of February of this year was callously cannibalized by passing aliens. This unfortunate incident occurred in a manure pile in Las Calamas, CA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Does anyone have a band-aid?" just before expiring. Berttheevil is survived by several ( Read more... )

Rules... bold what you've seen all the way through; italicize what you've seen part of; underline what you own; add three of your own.

01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. M
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
09. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers ( Read more... )

Well, that's not strictly true. I gave the next door neighbour's dog a little excerice by chasing her around my garden. And I finished the latest chapter of my fic. This may sound desperate, but like so many before me, I am a comment whore, so, please go read it, and please give feedback! Thanks!! Oh! And here's a little taster for you. (For those ( Read more... )

Berttheevil's LJ stalker is angelschilde!angelschilde is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also getting with your significant other!

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

Why am I not surprised?

Ok, this is about Big Brother, if you're not interested, then Why the hell are you still reading? Seriously, you're just wasting everybody's time ( Read more... )

type your username with your:

nose:
berttheevil

elbow:
bertthedevil *SNORT* unconscious typing...

tongue:
berttheevil ~ what an odd experience, I may have to do all my typing that way.

chin:
bbdfrttrtrhegfuio I've got quite a big chin

foot:
b erftftrgftrgh ededv ijlk/ Uhuh...

eyes closed: berttheevil ( Read more... )

I dont know what's wrong with me at the moment... everytime I think about updating or posting on ST I. Just. Cannot. Be. Bothered ( Read more... )