Urban Dictionary - concise and scarily accurate (in this case!)

[bertybertle]

*sniggers*

I saw these definitions being bandied about on a list somewhere and they made me giggle.

Callum Keith Rennie
Canadian television and film actor who is best known for his roles as Stanley Raymond Kowalski in the TV series due South and as Billy Tallent in the cult mockumentary film Hard Core Logo. The majority of his (female) fans

Comments

[mmmarmalade]

Those are priceless. Best giggle I've had all day.

[bertybertle]

I must admit, they made me smile too.

But I don't think even Callum can make golf look sexy... although I'm willing to be persuaded.

[ximeria]

That is... for some odd reason, really funny XD -- and it just goes to show what we've always known XD

[bertybertle]

Exactly! And it must be the truth... it's on the internetz!

[kill_claudio]

Fantastic! Obviously there are a lot of fangirls on Urban Dictionary who know what they are doing.

I particularly love 'He may or may not be a key instrument in the Canadian plan for global domination.' Key. Definitely.

[bertybertle]

And do you know what? I'd be more than bloody happy to accept global domination by Canadians if they were all as pretty as Gross, Shanks, Rennie et al. I can't include Hewlett, for although he is undeniably awesome, he keeps changing his damn nationality!

[kill_claudio]

Michael Shanks is Canadian? *checks* Huh, born in Vancouver. I hadn't noticed. Ready, willing and able to embrace Canadian Rule over here too. Vive la revolution!

[bertybertle]

He is! They grow them awful pretty up there.

And yes, bring it on. *clutches Maple Leaf flag and waits impatiently*

[sallye]

yep, that says it all, I think. ;-)

[bertybertle]

Canadians... who knew? *g*

[ninja007]

"He may or may not be a key instrument in the Canadian plan for global domination."

Dear God, I love that line! This whole thing was priceless!

I thank you!

[bertybertle]

*giggles*

Bring on the global domination - that's what I say!