ST Omegle Party Shenanigans
[8:00]
Stranger: hi f/m?
You: I have been and always shall be your friend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[8:06]
Stranger: 16 male looking for girls or boys to send nudes
You: I may throw up on you.
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[8:07]
Stranger: Hii
Stranger: asl?
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
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[8:10]
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: James T. Kirk... How did you find me?
Stranger: do you know what omegle is? it connects with random people lol
You: I may throw up on you.
Stranger: why?
You: lol, nvm
You have disconnected.
[8:12]
Stranger: Hi im a guy on 15 need cam sex over skype?
You: I can do zat!
Stranger: f-m?
You: damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a sexbot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[8:14]
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, Christopher; I'm Nero.
Stranger: shit
Stranger: fuk u
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[8:15]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: show me your tits
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[8:18]
Stranger: hey
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: Not that ive checked
You: Kirk out.
You have disconnected.
[8:20]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: wbu?
You: please reiterate.
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[8:26]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
You: Can I get a towel?
Stranger: m
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[8:40]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: No, I have not. Would you like me to insult you?
Stranger: |:
You: ...no, not really.
Stranger: Then don't ask, >_>
You: Well it was a test.
You: You failed.
You: But you failed politely.
You: So thanks for that.
[8:48]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: star tre
Stranger: star trek
Stranger: affirmative
You: \o/
Stranger: i loved that movie
You: well if you find anyone else quoting it tonight, tell them hi from me ;)
[9:26]
Stranger: hi
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: i don't understand
You: Well, I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space...
Stranger: mm
Stranger: i still not understand
You: That's okay; no one's perfect.
[9:31]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: yeah, sure!
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[9:32]
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: yes
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[10:09]
Stranger: hey
You: I presume you have prepared new insults for today?
Stranger: i gotta take a shit
You: ...
You: Kirk out.
You have disconnected.