they just don't like me

[beryllia]

Number of times I've gotten notice in the mail that I may be required to show for jury duty: 2.

Number of times I've actually had to show up to the courthouse: 2.

Number of times I've been selected as a potential member of the jury: 2.

Number of times one of the attorneys has dismissed me during the voir dire: 2

Comments

[terpsichoros]

I've been thinking of getting this t-shirt if I ever get called again, to make sure I get thrown out quickly.

[beryllia]

If the thinking people try to get thrown out, then only the non-thinkers will be deciding verdicts, and that will be a sad state of affairs for our justice system.