Goodberries

[beserkhampster]

I was praying to my goddess today when I was shocked out of my witts.  When I opened my eyes I found the most delicious looking bue colored berries.  Boo!  I laid berries!  Like a wild goose lays eggs!

Eh?  What's that Boo?  Geese are avions and I'm a human?  Oh... I see... I don't have the right parts to lay things?  Uh huh... Does this mean the

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[bookaphile]

You are misinformed.

[beserkhampster]

I am? Who are you? Never have I seen Boo's whiskers twitch in such a way. He's a minature giant space hampster you know.

[bangkorabang]

They heal wounds?

[beserkhampster]

That's right! They're really good berries! Although they don't seem to heal you much unless you eat more than one handfull.

[bangkorabang]

I wouldn't mind having some, hey.

[beserkhampster]

Boo thinks that's just ducky! Maybe we can make good berry pies for everybody!

[doubleppk]

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From... your lap...

[beserkhampster]

That's right!

[turnipsmeister]

Hmm, that reminds me of that time waaaaaay back...

[beserkhampster]

Boo is confused, are you going to tell another of your historic stories?

[turnipsmeister]

What? Oh, well I could if he wanted me to. I was just reminiscing about that time my cousin got crossed with a falcon when he wandered into his master's stufy at an inopportune moment.

[eye_on_paradise]

At least your hamster was correct in telling you that you cannot lay berries.

... I can't believe I just typed that.

[beserkhampster]

Boo is a very wise hamster.

And Boo and I can't believe you still live creepy eye man! I thought the hells had finally swallowed you up, like a sinister evil pudding!