Sinking

[beserkhampster]

Boo!  Why is the raft sinking?!  You had built it so well!  If this keeps up my full plate will become rusty!  How will we complete our quest if our raft will not sail?  Boo!  Prepare the life raft we must get off our sinking raft!  ... Boo why is the life raft sinking?!  You built it so well!

Comments

[chocogun]

Isn't Boo a hamster?

[beserkhampster]

Boo is indeed my miniture giant space hampster companion, and I must get aid soon lest my hampster becomes an orphan!

[chocogun]

I can see why the raft is sinking.

[beserkhampster]

No matter! If the raft, the life raft, and the bucket are sinking. We shall simply bilge this water out with the bucket!

[doubleppk]

Your hamster built... the raft... And you're wearing metal... That sounds safe.

[beserkhampster]

But Boo is certainly smart enough to make a raft! Even I can't make a raft! And how would I smite evil if I did not have my full plate and sword?

[doubleppk]

Right.

Maybe you should buy a boat.

[beserkhampster]

Eh... ooh... ooooh Oh you are a smart one I understand now! You are as smart as Boo sometimes! Hehe.

[oftheevileye]

What the hell's a boo?

[beserkhampster]

Boo is a miniture giant space hampster!

[oftheevileye]

.....uh-huh....

[beserkhampster]

Don't let apearances decieve you! Beneath his furry skull lies a mind of great cunning!

[nightcowboy]

Hey Gigantor! What where oyu put those feet of yours!

[beserkhampster]

You there wayfarer! Stand and deliver, that my hampster might have a better look at you.

[nightcowboy]

I ain't delivering anything! I'm not one of the Pony Express

[beserkhampster]

Eh? Pony Express?