I wipe my ass with cute little puppies

May 27, 2006 10:14

Has anybody else bought Cottonelle tp lately?  They've printed pictures of cute little puppies on each sheet.  This disturbs me on some deep level.  The puppy, a symbol of innocence, sullied by my dirty bum.  It's wrong.  WRONG I TELL YOU!!! 
In other news, I'm changing jobs.  I'll still be at Cingular, but I'm moving to Advanced Network Services, ( Read more... )

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_stakemyheart May 29 2006, 13:49:25 UTC
No I use Charmin "for bear bottoms".
Dude that blows that there is no raise in pay for ANS but at least no more billing eh?

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phil_quota May 30 2006, 15:10:55 UTC
lmfao!!!

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