Camping sucks.

[bespectacled_1]

So I'm back from the middle of nowhere. Guess whose parents decided it would be a fun idea to go camping for five days? Never mind that I don't think either of them have been camping since they were about ten years old. No, camping is a great thing to do, especially when you decide the night before you leave. Hey, we've got a 30-odd year-old canvas

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[poptab_toga]

Camping doesn't suck if you know what you're doing, Specs. Sometime you should camp the Groesbeck way. It involves sleeping in a van and communing with nature. Communing with nature means peeing in the woods and eating berries... Which leads to getting the runs in the woods.. Um. I'm not convincing you to go camping with me, am I?

[bespectacled_1]

...Not particularly.

[poptab_toga]

But you'd be camping with me!

[bespectacled_1]

I don't do the whole "communing with nature" thing. Nature beats me up. Stupid squirrels...

Couldn't we just camp out in your bedroom or something?

[poptab_toga]

Also, you know, you can always use our shower here. It works well. Yeah, last Friday, there was a storm that blew out fuses. I think lightning hit the transformer or something.