Since the cool kids are doing the question meme today, I'll play too. Ask me anything. I will also be happy to pass any questions on to Duarte and report his answers.
1. if you discovered that you had monkey feet like hank mccoy, what is the first thing you would do/do you think you would have the muscle power to do that jumping all the way up to the ceiling thing? (I was thinking about asking you this earlier, completely unrelated to this meme) 2. do you think that your cat and my cat are friends on the astral plane? 3. do you think that you and I are friends on the astral plane? 4. what is your favorite candy? 5. do you keep a running list in your head of the meanest things you've ever said or done?
1. I mean I would probably jump to the ceiling of whatever room I was in. No, I do NOT think I would be able to jump up to the ceiling on my own but he has enhanced strength, too. If I didn't also get enhanced strength I guess I would start working out more so I could take full advantage of my new feet.
Good question.
2. Doubtful. Duarte doesn't care for other cats. Or other living creatures.
3. If we're not, then whose dreams am I visiting??
My cat-inflicted injuries are generally of about the same caliber. One memorable occurrence was this summer when he pounced on me right before I had friends over to visit and I answered the door and they were like, "Oh my god, you are covered with blood." He'd scratched my arm and my ankle and they were both dripping blood and I somehow didn't notice?
XOXO Renata
Kait,
One time when we were still living in the DR, I snuck out of our apartment when Renata was taking out the trash. She did not notice, and she went back inside. She came back out about an hour later with a flashlight and called my name all up the street. I heard many Dominicans ask her what she was looking for. It was very funny!! I was only hiding in the pile of rubble next door to her apartment.
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2. do you think that your cat and my cat are friends on the astral plane?
3. do you think that you and I are friends on the astral plane?
4. what is your favorite candy?
5. do you keep a running list in your head of the meanest things you've ever said or done?
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Good question.
2. Doubtful. Duarte doesn't care for other cats. Or other living creatures.
3. If we're not, then whose dreams am I visiting??
4. Riesens! The greatest of candies.
5. No, I keep an actual list. On my livejournal.
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Duarte: What was your greatest triumph over your asshole owner?
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My cat-inflicted injuries are generally of about the same caliber. One memorable occurrence was this summer when he pounced on me right before I had friends over to visit and I answered the door and they were like, "Oh my god, you are covered with blood." He'd scratched my arm and my ankle and they were both dripping blood and I somehow didn't notice?
XOXO Renata
Kait,
One time when we were still living in the DR, I snuck out of our apartment when Renata was taking out the trash. She did not notice, and she went back inside. She came back out about an hour later with a flashlight and called my name all up the street. I heard many Dominicans ask her what she was looking for. It was very funny!! I was only hiding in the pile of rubble next door to her apartment.
Contemptuously,
Duarte
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