"Heather...it's Rick. Yeah. Rick. I know. I'm at Dennys' and two fucking pirates just walked in. Yeah. Pirates. Pirates. Nice talking to your voicemail ( Read more... )

YO KIDS. I've been writing these long weird entries lately and then deleting them the morning after I do. There is a method to my madness...no there isn't ( Read more... )

IS VARITEK CRYING????? OH MY GOD I KNOW I AM. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING. NOT. KIDDING. I AM SOBBING.

BASES LOADED NO OUTS GUY. BASES. LOADED. THIS IS GRAFFANINOS FAULT. FUCKING GRAFFANINO. WHERE IS BELLHORN UNGH.

I need a drink. so. badly. right. now. I am sobbing.

Gr8 pitching guys.

I swear to god if my mom does not let me stay online for the Sox game I WILL KILL HER because I AM NOT WATCHING THIS IN MY ROOM. Ugh ugh ugh. Who does she think she is? DOES SHE THINK SHE PAYS THE BILLS? Well..you know...whatever. UNGH. My dad just bought me vodka I am going to get wasted and hold the computer to me like a wee baby ( Read more... )

British actor Dominic Monaghan only won a role in hit show Lost after persuading TV bosses to transform his character from a 45-year-old has-been rocker into a confused young musician. Monaghan, 28, felt his part as Charlie would have more depth if he was younger and less experienced, and the switch allowed the actor to channel his own life into ( Read more... )

It's not that I'm completely unhappy. I mean, I probably would have said that about myself a bit ago and totally believed it, but I'm trying to keep myself up here. It's working for the most part. I'm drowning myself in fiction, good tunes, sports, school, work, and pretty much trying not to think about myself as unhappy. It's coo, you know, it ( Read more... )

Well hello world I have 50 minutes to wish a happy birthday to pretty much the nicest and one of the absolute best people I've ever met (or not really met, but you know) on the internet ( Read more... )

I have this red...thing on my best that is really starting to bug me. When I first got it it was totally just a mosquito or spider bite in my mind, but I think it grew and then TERRIFIED ME. Now it's slightly smaller but sort of...bumpy? I don't know and all I can think is maybe the spider buried eggs in my chest and they're going to explode and ( Read more... )

Something is very wrong with my winamp. It won't play any song I select, instead it will sort through various songs and play something else. It will do that everytime a song ends instead of just shuffling itself once and this is making my computer very annoying. I flipped about 6 times before settling on the Time Warp which...well it probably ( Read more... )

I hate wrestling because it always always has to make the worst moves possible. AKA the moves that will piss me off in the best way. Damn you Vince McMahon ( Read more... )