About that shrimpy kiddo...
[Private, semi-hackable but not by Pride~]
What. The. Hell. Is. He?
I mean, I know he's a homunculus, but... argh.
He's me. Dammit, I hate to admit it, but he's me. Or, at least, a homunculus of me. And judging from the height, me from a few years ago.
So how the hell...
...Argh, I bet the other Envy, the one he was whining about before, would know, but he's not here and I'm not sorry to find that out. But this is so... irritating! I mean, I was never that annoying. If only I can figure out what happened in his timeline and who made him...
...Not that it'd actually matter. But, y'know, there isn't anything else to do here.
So. The only alchemists strong enough to make a homunculus?
-Dante - She made Greed and possibly Gluttony, after all. But why would she make one of me? And she doesn't exist in this Envy's world -- would she exist in the shrimp's?
-That bas-- Hohenheim - No... way, right...? I mean... he's learned his lesson with making Envy... But this Envy doesn't know who he is. So what if he made the same mistake with a different son instead -- me?
-Al - He... he wouldn't. He wouldn't...! And besides, nothing Al made coulda been such a prissy little idiot.
-The bastard Colonel - ...No. Just... no. If there were even a chance of him doing human transmutation, he would have done it for Lieutenant-Colonel Hughes.
-Major Armstrong(?) - Not sure if he's ever studied human transmutation. I doubt it.
-Sensei - Not a chance. I hope.
There... isn't anyone else, is there?
Aaaaaaargh, how the hell do you think about something from a world you know nothing about?! Dammit, maybe he was right and I was a stillborn and that stupid father of mine tried to revive me or something and that's how he was created.
But homunculi can't grow, except the Fuhrer.
...But Sensei's kid did...
And he said that Al was older in his world, didn't he? Al was complete. Maybe it's true, then. Without me, Al wouldn't have done that stupid, dangerous transmutation, so he wouldn't have ended up in this state.
Damn this...
But why does it feel like I'm missing something important here?
What. The. Hell. Is. He?
I mean, I know he's a homunculus, but... argh.
He's me. Dammit, I hate to admit it, but he's me. Or, at least, a homunculus of me. And judging from the height, me from a few years ago.
So how the hell...
...Argh, I bet the other Envy, the one he was whining about before, would know, but he's not here and I'm not sorry to find that out. But this is so... irritating! I mean, I was never that annoying. If only I can figure out what happened in his timeline and who made him...
...Not that it'd actually matter. But, y'know, there isn't anything else to do here.
So. The only alchemists strong enough to make a homunculus?
-Dante - She made Greed and possibly Gluttony, after all. But why would she make one of me? And she doesn't exist in this Envy's world -- would she exist in the shrimp's?
-That bas-- Hohenheim - No... way, right...? I mean... he's learned his lesson with making Envy... But this Envy doesn't know who he is. So what if he made the same mistake with a different son instead -- me?
-Al - He... he wouldn't. He wouldn't...! And besides, nothing Al made coulda been such a prissy little idiot.
-The bastard Colonel - ...No. Just... no. If there were even a chance of him doing human transmutation, he would have done it for Lieutenant-Colonel Hughes.
-Major Armstrong(?) - Not sure if he's ever studied human transmutation. I doubt it.
-Sensei - Not a chance. I hope.
There... isn't anyone else, is there?
Aaaaaaargh, how the hell do you think about something from a world you know nothing about?! Dammit, maybe he was right and I was a stillborn and that stupid father of mine tried to revive me or something and that's how he was created.
But homunculi can't grow, except the Fuhrer.
...But Sensei's kid did...
And he said that Al was older in his world, didn't he? Al was complete. Maybe it's true, then. Without me, Al wouldn't have done that stupid, dangerous transmutation, so he wouldn't have ended up in this state.
Damn this...
But why does it feel like I'm missing something important here?