So Be It Hartman, I'll Play Your Little Game...

[bestfishes]

Okay, so Katie put this on her LiveJournal and now I have to do it. Katie said I didn't have to if I didn't want to but you know what? I will. If you're going to play these internet games you can't just quit when it's your turn to do the heavy-lifting

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[ktsucks]

im gonna fuck you up...

[bestfishes]

What goes around comes around, Katie Hateman!

1. When I create a mental image of you in my mind, you are wearing a dark green t-shirt, khaki shorts, and are carrying a tote bag.

2. Go to a parking meter (without a car) and insert enough quarters to buy yourself two hours worth of parking space. Set up a table and chairs and a Monopoly game board. Play Monopoly with somebody (anybody!) for two hours. Believe it or not, this is how the first metered parking space was used. Last I checked, it was entirely legal.

3. Owen Scott Green. and Khaki.

4. I like your eyes. They're like two little jewels crammed into your face.

5. The first time I ever saw you was the 24 Hour play festival. When I picked your name, everyone was like "she's really funny, write her a funny part!" Of course, that's why I decided to challenge you and have you play the tragic anti-hero, Prudence Packer.

6. A bird. Specifically, Big Bird. With a bad case of potty mouth.

7. Do you wish Owen Scott had done Bulba?

8. Feed the birds.

[ktsucks]

of course i wish he was in bulba. but then again i would never have been in any scenes with him and therefore limited rehearsal. but really i wish he'd done rene, the actor playing bluba.

[pamsfriends]

Wade, Wade in the water?

[bestfishes]

Puns don't necessarily denote substance, Pam. In fact, they rarely do. But that's not going to stop me from completing this ridiculous burden I've thrusted upon myself.

1. You are the lovechild of Weird Al Yankovic and Shari Lewis.

2. Try the Bundt Cake at KFC. You'll enjoy it. And you'll probably be able to make some sort of punny joke using the word "bundt".

3. Blonde.

4. I admire your tenacity and eagerness to create. You're so dang prolific!

5. I remember after a theatre meeting, both you and I were the two students who approached Jim Shearwood about creating material for "Useful Propaganda". We both know how that turned out.

6. A Bundt Cake.

7. Did you write your own entry on the Raptor Wiki?

8. Take a hike.

[pamsfriends]

Regarding 5...yeah, I spent a whole lot of time writing stuff for that show (time meaning energy, not actual time) and they ended up not taking any of it :P That being said, your scenewriting and Devin's songwriting were pretty much the most entertaining elements of the show. I watched the video a few weeks ago. We all had such big hair back then.

Regarding 6, that's not an animal.

Regarding 7...yes.

[cordelia27]

Substance? Like an illeagal substance, because you are an RA now and you cant stand for that kind of tomfoolery. But er, substance, how about this, you should come to chicago cause its awesome and I'm here. So yea. Okay, now the game.

[bestfishes]

By substance, I meant something interesting, relevant, or thoughtful. Or drugs.

1. My favorite picture of you is a picture of you dressed as a fairy.

2. Try Hardee's new Monster Thickburger, which contains two 1/3-pound slabs of Angus beef, four strips of bacon, three slices of cheese and mayonnaise on a buttered sesame seed bun.

3. Salmon-Pink and Black Stripes.

4. I love your smile and I like the way you talk, it's got kind of like this silky, sardonic valley girl twang to it.

5. I remember that we sat next to one another at Rocky Horror. Before the show, we went to your room and got really drunk. At the show, you had an awesome hip flask and cranberry juice. You're the best.

6. A Leopardess.

7. Will you send me more picture of you dressed as a fairy?

8. What goes around, man, what goes around.

[troublelover]

i am coming to portsmouth to stay at the tech with darius! have you met darius yet? he's gymnasia in forum, he's one of the courtesans or something. anyways. that's a substantial comment write about meeee.

[bestfishes]

See, now this is what I'm talking about, people! Hil, thank you for this wondeful, substance-filled comment. And now, this thing.

1. I've noticed that you make the same face in pretty much every picture. It's great 'cause whenever I think of you I picture winking with your mouth open and your head cocked to the side.

2. Try buying alcocol before noon in NYC on a Sunday. According to city laws, it's illegal.

3. Mahogany. Rich, meaty mahogany. Like the leg of a piano.

4. Your hair. That, and whenever you talk to me, I feel like we're having a phone conversation. Weird, huh? I like it though.

5. I think my clearest memory of you is when you sat on my lap while waiting for your cue in "Rocky Horror". What a bizarre memory.

6. A peacock. Your hair, of course, being the magnificent plumage.

7. Will you please perform "Mickey" by Toni Basil at a Karaoke Bar for me? I really feel like that song is meant to be sung by you.

8. Give me twenty.

[troublelover]

i HAVE bought alcohol in nyc before noon on a sunday!!!! I HAVE! i got away with buying a forty at a deli in union square at three oclock on a sunday morning and we had to BEG the guy to sell it to us, ask leah she was there! and i'm getting a peacock tattoo ps, weeeird that you said that. i have your number and i am visiting when i am staying in portsmooouth.

[upthekidsget]

A collector of the unloved and the wretched how sweeet :o)

[bestfishes]

Nice of you to drop by, Amanda. I don't know what you wrote, but I think it might be substance, so I'll bite

[upthekidsget]

I didn't call you or anyone else because i felt like i needed to spend the time with my mom, as much as i complained about it.... i feel like she's going to freak out that i am leaving her for the year... however i am not gone yet so there is still time.... I am heading to boston to see goo on thursday if you're down for that but if not we should arrange some other like meeting for another day.

[pamsfriends]

You're coming to Boston on Thursday?

Figures I'll probably have work that day :( (I'm on call for Thursday)

I wanna see you before Sydney!