Hail Satan.

[bestfishes]

Today I gave my first Ghostly Tour of the year. It was a small, intimate tour, populated by an aunt and her niece and nephew. They were from Louisiana. No tip. It was quick, painless, and not particularly memorable. No, my friends, the memorable moment of the evening took place twenty minutes before the tour even began. This was the moment I met

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[wingofasongbird]

I'm just picturing your encounter to be similar to the scene in The Producers where we are introduced to Franz Liebkind.

My first clue to his craziness: his love for Dave Matthews Band.

[bestfishes]

It actually was a lot like that. He's even letting me write a musical based on his life! All I had to do was recite the Siegfried Oath.

[wingofasongbird]

did he come from a long line of english queens?

[steinahe]

Funny, Crazy John is the name that I call you behind your back.

[bestfishes]

Okay, I seriously doubt that because whenever you're behind my back it's usually because you're checking out my ass.

[leclowne]

My best guess, then: one is named Crazy and the other is named John.

[apieceofthesun]

erica motherfucking steiner. i didnt know you had a livejournal. friend me! (this is danielle br)

[theafterhours]

You should learn German, then read it, and then return it.

[apieceofthesun]

dude thats awesome. i wish he had been a ghost. that would make him even cooler.

[sakurakitty04]

I think you should find a book in another language and let Crazy John borrow it. If he takes the time to learn the language and then read the book then you obviously must do this too out of courtesy. Who knows, many of the craziest people are also the most brilliant. He may be a language guru and was hoping to pass on his love.