I didn't come from no dinosaur!

[bestfishes]

This is frickin'nutsOf course, none of this is really about proving that the book of Genesis is scientifically sound. It's all about creating audio-animatronic cavemen to fight with audio-animatronic dinosaurs in multi-million dollar museum displays

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[ktsucks]

i dont think the museum has dinos and humans fighting. i think they get along. i think they smoke a bunch of weed on noahs arc together until the repitiles get paranoid and jump off the side and drown.

plus all the dinos have their dino genetalia covered by pants or longer shirts (a la donald duck) for dino modestys sake.

dino.

[bestfishes]

You're a funny lady, Katie. I wanted to respond to this with some sort of witty expansion on your idea, but I think that would only sully your perfectly funny idea.

I do think, however, that all the dinosaurs should be wearing yarmulkes.

"So that's what happened to the dinosaurs."

[orangeophelia]

Don't take this as an insult (except perhaps from my subconscious), but I had a dream that you said something rude to me, and so I invented an impromptu Cabaret piece called "Who Wants to Beat Up Ross Wade".

It was audience participation. They formed a line to punch you in the face.

[bestfishes]

You know, it's funny, whenever someone tells me I was in one of their dreams it always involves me embarrassing or insulting them in some way.

As for, "Who Wants to Beat Up Ross Wade", my self-esteem plays that game every night as I lie awake in bed. Seriously though, I think we should do that piece some time. You can come back as a guest performer. It'll be a character-building experience for me.