WHO IN HERE BELIEVES IN UFO'S AND ALIENS? WELL, IF ANY OF YOU THINKS THAT WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE ON EARTH....YA'LL ARE HIGH AS A MUTHERFUCKA. IT'S NOT LIKE GOD SAID, "LET THERE BE LIGHT..SOME DUDES AND SOME COCKROACHES AND STUFF." AND EVERYTHING ELSE WILL BE LIGHT. NO, NO, NO YA'LL ARE MISTAKEN. BUT I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR THEM ALIENS CUZ UM ( Read more... )

TODAY....I WAS ALL LIKE "DUDE...WHERE'S THE PILL?" AND HE WAS LIKE, "DUDE...GO TO THE KITCHEN," THEN I WAS ALL LIKE "YESS SURR" SO AFTER I WENT TO THE HEZZZY, I ASKED THIS DUDE IF I COULD TAKE THE BLUE PILL INSTEAD OF THE RED PILL. SO I WAS ALL LIKE...LIKE..."LET THE FORCE BE WITH YOU." SO DUDE, I WAS LIKE CONFUSED...CONSEQUENTLY, THIS MADE A DUDE ( Read more... )

FIRST OF ALL...WHAT DOES "GIRLS AND BATHROOM" MEAN? WELL FOR STARTERS, IT MEANS THAT IT'S THEIR RITUAL. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO GO IN THE BATHROOM AND HAVE SOME SORT OF A MEETING OR SOME KIND.

FIRST...LET'S TALK ABOUT THE "WHY?"

IN MY OWN OPINION, GIRLS ARE VERY SELF-CONCIOUS ABOUT HOW THEY LOOK. CONSEQUENTLY, THEY HAVE TO GO TO THE ( Read more... )

YES...FINALLY, IT'S FRIDAY. MAN DID THIS WEEK GO BY SLOW...ANYWAYS, THE LAKERS IS PLAYING TONIGHT SO I HOPE THAT THE DAY GOES BY FAST. IT SUCKS THAT KOBE INJURED HIMSELF BUT HEY, IT'S ALSO GOOD FOR THE TEAM. THEY CAN'T ALWAYS DEPEND ON KOBE...HE ONLY HAVE TWO HAND, YOU KNOW. LOL

MY HEAD'S IN A JAM, CAN'T TAKE YOU OFF MY MIND ( Read more... )

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I AM OFTEN ASKED, WHEN DID I FIRST KNEW LOVE ( Read more... )

SO...SINCE WHEN? I HAD KNOW IDEA THAT YOU HAD A THING FOR MY LITTLE BROTHER...WOW, I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING..LOL..ANYWAYS, DOES YOUR EX KNOW? I DON'T WANT PRINCE TO GET BEAT UP OR ANYTHING.

DAMN...I LOOK SURPRISED, HUH? THAT'S CUZ I WAS. I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND PRINCE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME WHILE WASHING. LOL!!!
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KOBE BRYANT....A LAKER FOR LIFE? OFCOURSE, HE ALREAY SIGNED A 7 YEAR CONTRACT WITH THE LAKERS. IF HE LEFT THE LAKERS AND WENT WITH THE CLIPPERS...MAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO...THANKFULLY HE STAYED, SO I'M NOT WORRIED NO MORE. I THINK THAT HE COULD WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE SHAQ DOES CUZ HE'S YOUNGER, BETTER, AND HE HAS TEAMMATES THAT COULD ( Read more... )