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derryereTitle: The Time Harry Couldn't Stop Being Naked
Rating: PG15ish for suggestive nakedness. WHUT, IDK what else to call it!
Summary: Ron wakes up one morning to find Harry naked in the kitchen. Why? He can't put on clothes. No, I mean, he cannot put on any clothes. Weirdness and more weirdness follows.
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything!
Warnings: Butts. And image-heavy. Image-heavy butts! :P
Author's Note: SO! Up until last week, I was sure I was writing a fic. Like, absolutely sure. And then I realised there was no chance in hell I was going to finish in time, and I was already sohohoho incredibly late, that I decided to take a WHOLE new direction. And that I did! So it's a poemy art now. Written by Ron. About Harry. And it's quite the oddest thing I've ever done. I assure you--the idea wasn't half as weird in my head. Either way, a small shout out to my mother (?!) for helping me with legs and penis proportions. Even though the latter was omission on account of I can't shadow penis. So thanks, mum, for giving birth and then telling me about penis sizes! Merry Christmas everyone, yo!