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[bestobothworlds]

Girl who works in the temple and is really spacey say what?

...No use in talking to her, huh? The place isn't too bad if you ignore that it's stinky and cold and dark and totally not what a delicate girl like me should live in, but sure, I can get used to it. There's nothing Hannah Montana can't get used to. …But I wanna home anyway.

Right.

Comments

Why am I commenting

[covert_chord]

...Who now?

Because you love her

[bestobothworlds]

...You don't know who Hannah Montana is? Where're you from, the eighties?

Except. the 2280s, not 1980s, Hannah. :|

[covert_chord]

No, I'm not. I was born during them, if you want to be technical, but...

[bestobothworlds]

Okay, listen. I'm Hannah Montana but I guess it doesn't matter much in this weird punishment camp. Who're you?

[norealsmiles]

Another cute girl in Purgatory, huh? We seem to get a lot of you. Are you okay, Miss?

[bestobothworlds]

Yeah, okay, first of all, I'm not a "cute girl" and what do you mean "we get a lot of you"? Is this some kind of camp for girls who bought too many shoes?

[norealsmiles]

I think you're cute. What's wrong with that?

[bestobothworlds]

Nothing, you're just being slightly creepy. So how do you get out of this camp other than redeeming yourself? I don't exactly have a lot of time for this.

[lacking_heart]

... What is "Hannah Montana"?

[bestobothworlds]

You're the second person asking that today. Am I having a bad dream?

[lacking_heart]

No. This is Purgatory.

[bestobothworlds]

Yeah, I heard that much. And you're all serious about this?

[moodformelody]

... Backstage pass?

[bestobothworlds]

You want one? I'll get you one if you can get me out of here.

[moodformelody]

Nein, why would I need one of yours when I have some of my own?

[bestobothworlds]

You got backstage passes?

[halevating]

Who is Hannah Montana?

[bestobothworlds]

Yeah. This is getting old.

I'm Hannah Montana.